Computer = PHAIL
Oh hello there computer. Are you working properly now?
Will you let me go on the internet more than 10 minutes a day now? Will you let me save my files properly? Will you let me listen to music without breaking it up into some Alvin the chipmunk voices? Will you stop being so stupid that I won't break you into a million little pieces?
Oh that's good. Thank you. I appreciate your cooperation.
I'm so sorry Nancy. I really shouldn't be using this as an excuse and I am SO made of fail. Kill me now.
Will you let me go on the internet more than 10 minutes a day now? Will you let me save my files properly? Will you let me listen to music without breaking it up into some Alvin the chipmunk voices? Will you stop being so stupid that I won't break you into a million little pieces?
Oh that's good. Thank you. I appreciate your cooperation.
I'm so sorry Nancy. I really shouldn't be using this as an excuse and I am SO made of fail. Kill me now.