Apr 06, 2007 23:44
As i removed my whites from the washing machine today i noticed an object. Though at first innocuous, horrible truth was about to be revealed in spectacular fashion, it was a pen...a black pen.
First inspection of the clothing...nothing, no stains, the pen appeared intact.
My newly-monogrammed fencing knickers....covered...from head to toe with unsightly black blotches...noes....oxy-magic, you had better be worth the small fortune you charge for yourself.
-Mat