UP...date?

Jan 19, 2006 22:49

Man.

Ok, lots of stuff going on.

The real point is, I stayed up till 5am last night with Kenny and Mike writing a rap song.

Highlights:

I started off making it all serious and cool sounding:

Lyrical livewires/
Beats that'll start fires/
Elements of truth that straight dissolve liars/

and then of course Mike comes in with:

Dollar Dollar Bill yall, Bling Bling/
I got a girl sucking my Ding Ding/

My dicks so big you can see it from space/

and Kenny rounds it off nicely with:

I'm the man of steel to steal your big deal/

Don't be scared I just wanna rap yah/
Don't be scared I just wanna film yah/

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In short, we jacked a beat from a hiphop site by just straight recording it with a mike and mixed a sound clip from The Wiggle's show with it (I did that part, and yes it sounds awesome). Was it worth the time spent on it? Not a chance. But the memories, oh the memories!

Gave my cousins a tour of the campus at 1pm today which went surprisingly well.

Best news yet: Chick-Fil-A is definitely ready to go for this semester. So much for my diet.

Speaking of diets, I'm on one. Yup, I'm admitting it, I am out of shape and unhealthy. So, with Kenny as my personal trainer, and Mom as my unappointed food supervisor, I have renouced the deepfried evils of the delicious enemy I call McNuggets. I am actually going to the gym and am presently sore from weight lifting. I'm also giving up Soda in favor of Orange Juice/Tangerine Juice combo that is not that delicious but tolerable. My treat will no long be Pibb or Pepper, but Sunny D (which I have come to know as quite tasty).

I'm also learning Ju-Jit-Su (sp) under the tutulege (sp) of Kenny and Chris. To show my commitment I had Kenny go buy some Boxing Gloves and protective gear. Chris will kill me for saying this, but I chocked him out when we went out it. I learned several moves: the Kimora (which I can do from the guard position off of a sweep move..very baddass and surprisingly simple), the Rear-Naked (sp?) Choke, and the fighting stance which I actually do not look goofy doing. Next: Knee and Arm bars. Can't wait!

Speaking of goofy

Mike to me:

Paul your rhymes suck and your style is goofy/
The only way you get girl is with the roofie/

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Now that's just not true.

G'night.

-paul
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