Today, being June 16th, is the memorial day of Saint Cettin who was a spiritual student of Saint Patrick. Saint Cettin helped Patrick evangelize Ireland. His shrine at Orran was a place of pilgrimage for centuries.
In later years (um... MUCH later) he would be the inspiration for a fictional moving picture character to call herself 'Kitten' and make regular women feel inadequate in hosiery and heels.
And out on the mount came Cillian Murphy. And he held his wig on high, and related the thoughts of his fans.
'In his name, there was squeeage, and grand tribute of fanart, fanfiction, and crossovers. The pictures came plentiful, yet they first were hard-garnered, and revered all the more. And the high definition loveliness begot more fanwork. Lo! Slash was commonplace. The Lord saw this, and declared it good. And there was much rejoicing.'
Amen.