Jan 18, 2006 17:35
Cranberry Lambic in the shower breakfast of champions i highly recommend
those that know... know... if you dont better ask somebody
My new favorite thing to do is when telemarketers call me @ 8am EVERYDAY!!! despite my futile attempts to be taken off this list of hell (my brain doesent boot up until at the very least 12pm)
and for some reason its always a indian person (outsourcing i guess)... so if i answer at all being that the Caller ID always says Out Of Area and im thinking this could be someone important
I immediately change the subject of the potential sell/pitch to how is India.. the weather.. temples.. etc are you from Bombay? etc to which they vehemontly (not maliciously of course because for some reason the Indian accent is somewhat soothing maybe its because im in the sticks atm)
so yeah im just basically forcing non sales pitch conversation at them.. while they do their best to pitch the new whatever the fuck its verbal swordplay at its finest