well umm here goes........
it is 12:16 im the morning/afternoon i just woke up so its the morning but its after 12 so its the afternoon and my lower back hurts my fuckin dumbass cousin fuckin threw me into the side of a table and my ribs have just been hurtin for 3 days now and i have 2 go pee so bad OMFG guess what happened 2 me yesterday heres the story...........i ate Bar-B-Q and baked beans adn my cousin was like lets go play the game and i was on the phone with my friend (lilxevilxgurl) and i was like dude i gotta fart and it kinda hurts and she was like do it.....and i did and it was the most stank thing i have ever smelled i told her i would save it 4 her she was like cool and less then 2 min later my stomach was like makin weird ass sounds at me im oh crap i have 2 go take a shit she is like go go go i was like no just have 2 fart again but i knew if i did i would have took a shit in my pants so i run 2 the bathroom next thing i no i am on the tiolet and all i hear is slash splash it was just running/solid im glad i didnt have diarrhea out of my ass and it smelled horribe and my friend was still on the phone she ur not done yet sit for 5 more min im like yea i am so i got any way and my ass was hurtin and i felt everyone around it a good memory of what i had last night that was a first time in a long time i had 2 do that ......lol lol lol lol