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Confucius Say:
"Crowded elevator smell different to midget"
"Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk"
"War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left"
"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money"
"Man who run in front of car get tired"
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in
cathouse"
"Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night"
"It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it"
"Man who drive like hell bound to get there"
"Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement"
"Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs"
"Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!"
"Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!"
"He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise"
"Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert"
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!"
"Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam"
"Man who lose key to apartment not get new key"
"Man standing on toilet is high on pot"
"Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk"
"Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!"
"Man who live in glass house should not throw parties!"
"Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers!"
"When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt"
"Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film!"
"Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly"
"Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone"
"Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes"
"Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house"
"Man who run behind car get exhausted"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ"
"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"
"Man with one chopstick go hungry"
"He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing"
"Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!"
"Hole happy, whole body happy"
"He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth"
"Wash your face in the morning, neck at night"
"He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons"
"Work to become, not to acquire"
"A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose"
"Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache"
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out!"
"Don't drink and park, accidents cause people"
"Those who quote me are fools"
"Man who eat picture of father soon be spitting image of father"
"Man who get caught cheating on wife have more than his meat beaten"
"Girl Who Sits On Judges Lap Get Horrible Discharge"
"Man Who Has Penis In Peanut Jar Is Fucking Nuts"
"Man Who Eats Jelly Beans Farts In Color"
"Man who say "Bird in hand worth two in bush" probably not tried two in bush"
"He who laughs last, thinks slowest"
"Man who take donkey out of race, scratch ass"
"Bird in bush feel better than bird in hand"
"Foolish man run through corn field backwards, wise man laughs"
"Man who sits on Sawed off toilet seat is Halfed Assed"
"Man who catch many fish is Master Baiter"
"Don't hit guy with glasses....hit him with your fist!!!"
"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time all day long"
"Man who shove dick in exhaust pipe get hot rod"
"Man with square asshole, shit brick!"
"He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind"
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day"
"Man with little penis have wife whos is good actress"
"He who cooks corn and peas in the same pot is very unsanitary"
"Man who masturbate through construction zone come to bad end"
"He who sleep on road wake up with run down feeling"
"People who screw near graveyard are fucking near dead"
"He who goes to bed with bowel trouble, wake up with shitty morning"
"He who throws dirt, loses ground"
"Stupid man climb tree to find cherry, Wise man spread limbs"
"Girl who sits on jockeys's knee gets red hot tip"
"Man with hand in cookie jar not necessarily crackers"
"Man who go into town with flat chested girl, has a right to feel low down"
"Man with feet on ground and head in clouds has definite NBA contract"
"He who put face in fruit drink get punch in the nose"
"Man who stuffs chicken is not nescessarily a chef"
"Man who plays organ not necessarily an organ player"
"Seven day honeymoon make one whole week"
"Man who masterbate in cash register will soon come across money"
"Marriage and job very different, job still sucks after one year"
"It is good for boy to meet girl in park. It is better for boy to park meat in girl"
"School boy who meet school girl at wrong period get caught red handed!"
"Bear who keeps masturbating neglects his honey"
"He who go to bed with sex on mind, wake up with solution in hand"
"Man who views world through penis has very small outlook on life"
"He who buy drowned cat, pay for wet pussy"
"Oral sex make your day, Anal sex make your whole week!"
"He who have long pole, make broad jump!"
"Woman who slide down flag pole naked have no hair by cracky!"
"Masturbation come in handy!"
"Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails"
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth"
Confucius Say:
"Crowded elevator smell different to midget"
"Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk"
"War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left"
"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money"
"Man who run in front of car get tired"
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in
cathouse"
"Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night"
"It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it"
"Man who drive like hell bound to get there"
"Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement"
"Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs"
"Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!"
"Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!"
"He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise"
"Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert"
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!"
"Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam"
"Man who lose key to apartment not get new key"
"Man standing on toilet is high on pot"
"Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk"
"Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!"
"Man who live in glass house should not throw parties!"
"Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers!"
"When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt"
"Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film!"
"Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly"
"Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone"
"Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes"
"Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house"
"Man who run behind car get exhausted"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ"
"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"
"Man with one chopstick go hungry"
"He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing"
"Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!"
"Hole happy, whole body happy"
"He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth"
"Wash your face in the morning, neck at night"
"He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons"
"Work to become, not to acquire"
"A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose"
"Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache"
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out!"
"Don't drink and park, accidents cause people"
"Those who quote me are fools"
"Man who eat picture of father soon be spitting image of father"
"Man who get caught cheating on wife have more than his meat beaten"
"Girl Who Sits On Judges Lap Get Horrible Discharge"
"Man Who Has Penis In Peanut Jar Is Fucking Nuts"
"Man Who Eats Jelly Beans Farts In Color"
"Man who say "Bird in hand worth two in bush" probably not tried two in bush"
"He who laughs last, thinks slowest"
"Man who take donkey out of race, scratch ass"
"Bird in bush feel better than bird in hand"
"Foolish man run through corn field backwards, wise man laughs"
"Man who sits on Sawed off toilet seat is Halfed Assed"
"Man who catch many fish is Master Baiter"
"Don't hit guy with glasses....hit him with your fist!!!"
"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time all day long"
"Man who shove dick in exhaust pipe get hot rod"
"Man with square asshole, shit brick!"
"He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind"
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day"
"Man with little penis have wife whos is good actress"
"He who cooks corn and peas in the same pot is very unsanitary"
"Man who masturbate through construction zone come to bad end"
"He who sleep on road wake up with run down feeling"
"People who screw near graveyard are fucking near dead"
"He who goes to bed with bowel trouble, wake up with shitty morning"
"He who throws dirt, loses ground"
"Stupid man climb tree to find cherry, Wise man spread limbs"
"Girl who sits on jockeys's knee gets red hot tip"
"Man with hand in cookie jar not necessarily crackers"
"Man who go into town with flat chested girl, has a right to feel low down"
"Man with feet on ground and head in clouds has definite NBA contract"
"He who put face in fruit drink get punch in the nose"
"Man who stuffs chicken is not nescessarily a chef"
"Man who plays organ not necessarily an organ player"
"Seven day honeymoon make one whole week"
"Man who masterbate in cash register will soon come across money"
"Marriage and job very different, job still sucks after one year"
"It is good for boy to meet girl in park. It is better for boy to park meat in girl"
"School boy who meet school girl at wrong period get caught red handed!"
"Bear who keeps masturbating neglects his honey"
"He who go to bed with sex on mind, wake up with solution in hand"
"Man who views world through penis has very small outlook on life"
"He who buy drowned cat, pay for wet pussy"
"Oral sex make your day, Anal sex make your whole week!"
"He who have long pole, make broad jump!"
"Woman who slide down flag pole naked have no hair by cracky!"
"Masturbation come in handy!"
"Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails"
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth"