so let's just say me and Julia are too cool for school man.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: belloooo=-O
CUZYOUKiLLME x: boooloooo=-O
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: when did yo signnn on
CUZYOUKiLLME x: just .2 seconds ago
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: ..
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: really?
CUZYOUKiLLME x: yeeep
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: i didnt see your hting pop
CUZYOUKiLLME x: oh noice:-)
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: is this uglay?
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: never midn
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: haha
CUZYOUKiLLME x: noice
CUZYOUKiLLME x: lmfaoo]
CUZYOUKiLLME x: adkljda';lksdl;sadasjlda
CUZYOUKiLLME x: i have allergies:-(
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: desghsretkirtnhjaesgdhyaedhgaeg=-O
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: dont we all =]
CUZYOUKiLLME x: and im sneezing like a cow
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: did yo get yo nails filled-o!
CUZYOUKiLLME x: right now
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: im sorry..
CUZYOUKiLLME x: nope :[
CUZYOUKiLLME x: i didnt yet
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: If it makes you feel any better i sound like a fog horn on cocaine.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: okay it does, thank you:-)
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: you welcome =]
CUZYOUKiLLME x: vluv
CUZYOUKiLLME x: =-O
CUZYOUKiLLME x: :-D
CUZYOUKiLLME x: YEEEPEEE
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: your just jealous because i have 10 toes. and your stuck with a skaggly ass 5 on each foot psh.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: yeah:-(:-(you caught me:-[
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: its okay pit stain..
CUZYOUKiLLME x: thank you carpet cleaner
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: when i grow up im going to be a master of the custodial arts. all the other mop pushers will be jealous of my fab-u-o moves. and they will all bow down. and i will say kiss my mutherfuckingfeet bitches hhaahahha. wow ive been watching too much step by step.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: yes i believe you have
CUZYOUKiLLME x: CURSE YOU WONDERWOMAN.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: ive been watching too much spiderman
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: its okay
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: we all hnave our weaknesses.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: wow.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: i know:-\
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: CHICKEN IS GOOD.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: I KNOW
CUZYOUKiLLME x: so is mosterella cheese
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: na
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: man im hungrey
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: and i randomly smell salsa dip
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: OOOOO CHIPS AND SALSA YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEENS!!????
CUZYOUKiLLME x: when i was in the car with jessica..we randomly smelled mashed potatos:-\
CUZYOUKiLLME x: FIESTA!
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: fiesty mexican jumps out of tortilla bag!!! x fiesta = party.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: WOOOOOOOOOOP DERE IT IS
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: ICE ICE BABY MUTHER FUCKERS
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: BANG BANG BITCHHHH
CUZYOUKiLLME x: bang bang choo choo train..wind us up we'll do our thang;-);-)
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: fuck yeah we can live like this 8-)
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: you are my army and i will comanddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: ATTACK THE HOLY LAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CUZYOUKiLLME x: no peanut butter, no recess cup..mess with us we'll kick your butttt
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: HIT THE DECK!!! BAUER QUICK!
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: NAVY NAVY NAVY!
CUZYOUKiLLME x: JACOB!
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: YES BOBERT?
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: YES I SAID BOBERT.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: BOBERT ROBINSON?
CUZYOUKiLLME x: HOW WAS YOUR RANCH DIP LAST NIGHT?
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: eh it was okay.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: damn it i prefer the french onion
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: it always has that little...fatanggo to it?
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: you know..?
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: **!
CUZYOUKiLLME x: shit i told nancy sue to pick up the french..but she said that ranch is just a jacob kinda thing:-\
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: SHES A FUCKING LIAR>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: shes doing it just to hurt me
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: fucking bitch
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: i should shoot her in the knee for saying that.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: ..she has no knees remember?
CUZYOUKiLLME x: shes in the knee-free organization
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: I thought that was the penis free orginization. a untied nation for transvestites everywhere. a place that she can only call home.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: nah it was..but she transfered..she said she just couldnt do without her penis.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: ..so she bought the strap on.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: shes a dirty bastard.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: no she took your mom's penis.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: like those fuckers that stole my apple juice.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: oh..thats where it went your uncle in law was crying to me about seperation anxiety to me about the loss of my mothers penis
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: so now its all explained.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: thank you for helping us come to that conculison.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: anytime:-)
CUZYOUKiLLME x: i also heard she took the pubics too:-X
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: lights on.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: lights off.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: SHE TOOK HIS PUBS?
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: na my uncle in law is a clean bird.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: because she plucked them off with a feather comb
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: hm i heard tu-ply toilet paper was in. its the new charmine.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: maybe i red the new issue of toilets4u wrong.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: OHHH YEAH didnt you hear? they sent a letter to every subscriber or toilets4u. someone hacked into their system and is sending fake issues out to everyone, so the founder of toilets4u changed their magazine to wipeyourass4me
CUZYOUKiLLME x: of*:-)
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: but im subscribed to that issue to.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: ohhhhh
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: you know what.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: i think we ran out of the charmine because of dobert. dobert thought he would ever so slick. and rap the tu-ply around his exterior for a fancy and elegant chardinay dress. therfore there was no toliet paper and used the issue wipeyourass4me to actually wipe his ass.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: isnt that ironic?
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: hm who would have thought.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: oh for goodness sake.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: so that explains why on channel 4 news they were talking about a shit covered magazine on the loose.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: ITS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!?
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: damn him i told him to take his tums before every flush to die the little fucker down. he must have forgotten again.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: *sends out search warrents*
CUZYOUKiLLME x: what a buttplug
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: ha really.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: so hows the kids?
CUZYOUKiLLME x: good, good..sally sue whips them though
CUZYOUKiLLME x: even though i tell her not too.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: she whips them?
CUZYOUKiLLME x: how about yours?
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: she whips them good:?
CUZYOUKiLLME x: yep
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: into shape?
CUZYOUKiLLME x: uhhuh:-)
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: she shapes them up?
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: what a rapiest.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: i know right?
CUZYOUKiLLME x: ITS ABOUT TO BE A WHAT? SNOWCONE!
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT???????????????????????
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: vluv :].
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: wtf does that mean.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: VIRGIN LUV DDDDOOIIII
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: im gonna be saying that constiantly now
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: hahahhaahhahahaha
CUZYOUKiLLME x: LMFAOO I KNOW ITS ADDICTING:-\
CUZYOUKiLLME x: vluv
CUZYOUKiLLME x: vluv
CUZYOUKiLLME x: its so...vluvish
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: what is the pernunciation?
CUZYOUKiLLME x: vluv.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: =)
CUZYOUKiLLME x: v-sound
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: oh
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: yeah
CUZYOUKiLLME x: luv
CUZYOUKiLLME x: =]
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: oooo
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: peace nuk<3 i gotta go vluv
CUZYOUKiLLME x: kkkik vluv<3
CUZYOUKiLLME x: boooloooo=-O
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: when did yo signnn on
CUZYOUKiLLME x: just .2 seconds ago
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: ..
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: really?
CUZYOUKiLLME x: yeeep
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: i didnt see your hting pop
CUZYOUKiLLME x: oh noice:-)
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: is this uglay?
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: never midn
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: haha
CUZYOUKiLLME x: noice
CUZYOUKiLLME x: lmfaoo]
CUZYOUKiLLME x: adkljda';lksdl;sadasjlda
CUZYOUKiLLME x: i have allergies:-(
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: desghsretkirtnhjaesgdhyaedhgaeg=-O
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: dont we all =]
CUZYOUKiLLME x: and im sneezing like a cow
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: did yo get yo nails filled-o!
CUZYOUKiLLME x: right now
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: im sorry..
CUZYOUKiLLME x: nope :[
CUZYOUKiLLME x: i didnt yet
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: If it makes you feel any better i sound like a fog horn on cocaine.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: okay it does, thank you:-)
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: you welcome =]
CUZYOUKiLLME x: vluv
CUZYOUKiLLME x: =-O
CUZYOUKiLLME x: :-D
CUZYOUKiLLME x: YEEEPEEE
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: your just jealous because i have 10 toes. and your stuck with a skaggly ass 5 on each foot psh.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: yeah:-(:-(you caught me:-[
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: its okay pit stain..
CUZYOUKiLLME x: thank you carpet cleaner
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: when i grow up im going to be a master of the custodial arts. all the other mop pushers will be jealous of my fab-u-o moves. and they will all bow down. and i will say kiss my mutherfuckingfeet bitches hhaahahha. wow ive been watching too much step by step.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: yes i believe you have
CUZYOUKiLLME x: CURSE YOU WONDERWOMAN.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: ive been watching too much spiderman
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: its okay
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: we all hnave our weaknesses.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: wow.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: i know:-\
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: CHICKEN IS GOOD.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: I KNOW
CUZYOUKiLLME x: so is mosterella cheese
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: na
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: man im hungrey
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: and i randomly smell salsa dip
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: OOOOO CHIPS AND SALSA YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEENS!!????
CUZYOUKiLLME x: when i was in the car with jessica..we randomly smelled mashed potatos:-\
CUZYOUKiLLME x: FIESTA!
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: fiesty mexican jumps out of tortilla bag!!! x fiesta = party.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: WOOOOOOOOOOP DERE IT IS
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: ICE ICE BABY MUTHER FUCKERS
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: BANG BANG BITCHHHH
CUZYOUKiLLME x: bang bang choo choo train..wind us up we'll do our thang;-);-)
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: fuck yeah we can live like this 8-)
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: you are my army and i will comanddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: ATTACK THE HOLY LAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CUZYOUKiLLME x: no peanut butter, no recess cup..mess with us we'll kick your butttt
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: HIT THE DECK!!! BAUER QUICK!
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: NAVY NAVY NAVY!
CUZYOUKiLLME x: JACOB!
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: YES BOBERT?
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: YES I SAID BOBERT.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: BOBERT ROBINSON?
CUZYOUKiLLME x: HOW WAS YOUR RANCH DIP LAST NIGHT?
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: eh it was okay.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: damn it i prefer the french onion
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: it always has that little...fatanggo to it?
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: you know..?
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: **!
CUZYOUKiLLME x: shit i told nancy sue to pick up the french..but she said that ranch is just a jacob kinda thing:-\
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: SHES A FUCKING LIAR>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: shes doing it just to hurt me
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: fucking bitch
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: i should shoot her in the knee for saying that.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: ..she has no knees remember?
CUZYOUKiLLME x: shes in the knee-free organization
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: I thought that was the penis free orginization. a untied nation for transvestites everywhere. a place that she can only call home.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: nah it was..but she transfered..she said she just couldnt do without her penis.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: ..so she bought the strap on.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: shes a dirty bastard.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: no she took your mom's penis.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: like those fuckers that stole my apple juice.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: oh..thats where it went your uncle in law was crying to me about seperation anxiety to me about the loss of my mothers penis
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: so now its all explained.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: thank you for helping us come to that conculison.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: anytime:-)
CUZYOUKiLLME x: i also heard she took the pubics too:-X
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: lights on.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: lights off.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: SHE TOOK HIS PUBS?
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: na my uncle in law is a clean bird.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: because she plucked them off with a feather comb
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: hm i heard tu-ply toilet paper was in. its the new charmine.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: maybe i red the new issue of toilets4u wrong.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: OHHH YEAH didnt you hear? they sent a letter to every subscriber or toilets4u. someone hacked into their system and is sending fake issues out to everyone, so the founder of toilets4u changed their magazine to wipeyourass4me
CUZYOUKiLLME x: of*:-)
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: but im subscribed to that issue to.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: ohhhhh
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: you know what.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: i think we ran out of the charmine because of dobert. dobert thought he would ever so slick. and rap the tu-ply around his exterior for a fancy and elegant chardinay dress. therfore there was no toliet paper and used the issue wipeyourass4me to actually wipe his ass.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: isnt that ironic?
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: hm who would have thought.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: oh for goodness sake.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: so that explains why on channel 4 news they were talking about a shit covered magazine on the loose.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: ITS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!?
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: damn him i told him to take his tums before every flush to die the little fucker down. he must have forgotten again.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: *sends out search warrents*
CUZYOUKiLLME x: what a buttplug
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: ha really.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: so hows the kids?
CUZYOUKiLLME x: good, good..sally sue whips them though
CUZYOUKiLLME x: even though i tell her not too.
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: she whips them?
CUZYOUKiLLME x: how about yours?
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: she whips them good:?
CUZYOUKiLLME x: yep
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: into shape?
CUZYOUKiLLME x: uhhuh:-)
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: she shapes them up?
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: what a rapiest.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: i know right?
CUZYOUKiLLME x: ITS ABOUT TO BE A WHAT? SNOWCONE!
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT???????????????????????
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: vluv :].
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: wtf does that mean.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: VIRGIN LUV DDDDOOIIII
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: im gonna be saying that constiantly now
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: hahahhaahhahahaha
CUZYOUKiLLME x: LMFAOO I KNOW ITS ADDICTING:-\
CUZYOUKiLLME x: vluv
CUZYOUKiLLME x: vluv
CUZYOUKiLLME x: its so...vluvish
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: what is the pernunciation?
CUZYOUKiLLME x: vluv.
CUZYOUKiLLME x: =)
CUZYOUKiLLME x: v-sound
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: oh
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: yeah
CUZYOUKiLLME x: luv
CUZYOUKiLLME x: =]
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: oooo
ScanDal0usbaBy4u: peace nuk<3 i gotta go vluv
CUZYOUKiLLME x: kkkik vluv<3