Sep 12, 2008 16:19
This morning would probably be the most frightening morning of my life.
At the traffic lights, Mr.B suddenly appeared beside me...so I ignored him. 我好害怕哦!!! >_< *breathes heavily*
On a lighter, happier note, school was fun today :D Especially English class XD OH! But before I say anything about that, I remembered what I was going to write yesterday but forgot!
Okay, I was reading in bed...and then my mum knocked at the door to my room and she sounded really angry and she was like "LINDA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP SO LATE?! YOU SHOULD BE WELL ASLEEP BY NOW!" So I turned off my lights and went to sleep.
The next morning, my mum was like, "Sorry I was so angry last night. I saw your lights still on and I thought it was 1:30 in the morning when it was actually 10:30pm...."
Then my dad cracked up and nearly choked on milk and I nearly sprayed milk everywhere.
Yeah, that was what was funny XD
ONTO THE FUNNY-NESS OF ENGLISH!
I was late to class because of the physics seminar...so Ms Olds was giving the class a big lecture about something when I walked in.
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Anyways, I went and sat down and Ms. Olds resumed teaching and she was like, "Okay." *looks all stern* "Boys!"
All the boys, ". . . . . ."
Ms. Olds, "Imagine you really really REALLY like this girl....."
Boys, ". . . . ."
Ms. Olds, "Think about her for a moment...go on, picture her in your head!"
-Some boys start giggling and this is when I went "O_O"-
Ms. Olds, "JOSH! WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE TO THE GIRL YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE TO SHOW YOUR LOVE FOR HER?!"
Josh, "Uhh...a fluffy heart cushion!"
Ms. Olds, "VERY GOOD! Hmmm lets pick on someone else...."
-Kevin walks into the classroom.-
Kevin: "Sorry I'm late Ms -"
Ms. Olds, "SHHHH! KEVIN! If you were going to the house of the girl you really really really fancied, WHAT WOULD YOU TAKE TO HER HOUSE?!"
Kevin, *Possibly thinking: WTH?!* "Umm...a book."
-Everyone laughs-
Ms. Olds, "Don't laugh guys, this could work! What kind of book, Kevin?!"
Someone, "BOOK OF LOVE POEMS!"
Kevin, "Chemistry book."
-Whole class cracks up-
Typical KJ.
Awwh, all the things I find funny can't be put on paper/typed out because it's not as funny as actually being there :(
Oh, on the way home, Selena, Crystal and I decided to tie our shoelaces together...it was fun while it lasted because we didn't walk very far -_- Lol...*walks and nearly trips over*
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