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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I pulled simsonion1's hair (-5 points). Last Friday I pulled over and changed kurayami1597's flat tire (15 points). In April sophian623 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In November I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Saturday I stole mr_wannabbanged's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (19 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
P2theW