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[striderswag]

TO: sollux.captor@kernos.net
FROM: dave.strider@kernos.net
DATE/TIME: Day Sixteen, Night.
SUBJECT: ****THIS IS REALLY SCARY!!!!! DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY SCARED BUT IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE!!!!!****

MESSAGE:

i was in my apartment with my best friend, randy. we were watching some game-show on tv where a woman would hide underneath beds and when people start to go to sleep she would crawl out and leap on them screaming in their faces.

we thought it was really funny and randy said to me, "hahaha you would be so scared if that happened to you.........!!!" i shook my head and laughed, "no i wouldnt you douche im scared of nothing."

but i was dead wrong...!!!

we both went to bed and randy slept on the bottom bunk and when i woke up he was gone!!!

my hands were covered in blood and i found out i was like that girl in the gameshow

please help me!!!!!! if you dont send this to ten people i will come after you next because you were too heartless to help me

or maybe its too late..............................

fuck format

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look dude ii don't want two have two block your emaiil but ii fuckiing wiill iif you don't 2top wiith the chaiin maiil.

[striderswag]

im overloading the system

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ii have liike three diifferent program2 that would actually overload iit wiith chaiin letter2 2o ii can tell you riight now you're not doiing that.

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[Sigh. Time for the truth, then.]

im thirteen

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2o...??

[striderswag]

earth custom man
if you dont spread chain mail and youre still a teen you get eaten by the four horned beast of egytopia
true story

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now you're ju2t doiing verbal chaiin maiil.
how retarded are you.

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how ignorant of human religion are you??

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very becau2e reliigiion 2uck2 no matter what culture iit'2 from.

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forward the message or dont
my work here is done