03 [text] // > Sollux: Be(e) ungrateful.

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[italianshadow]

Vee, there's a bunch of flowers up at the greenhouse! Not many people go there anymore, so as long as you take care of them, I'm sure it'd be okay to take some...

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[Wow this human does not sound very smart.]

ii'll giive iit a 2hot but ii miight need two look for alternate 2ource2.

[italianshadow]

[spoiler: he's right. but that's not much of a spoiler.]

What kind of flowers are you looking for? Maybe you could ask the scientists!

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any kiind.
doe2n't matter.
ii need iit for my bee2 and they need pollen.

and liike FUCK ii'm a2kiing the 2ciientii2t2.

[italianshadow]

Then there's plenty there. This way I don't have to pollinate them myself...

But why not? They give you stuff if you ask nicely!

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you've been doiing iit your2elf?

becau2e a2kiing "niicely" two the a22hole2 who put u2 here ii2 not 2omethiing ii'll 2toop two.

[italianshadow]

Sort of! Like, if you put your finger there, and move the pollen between them, it's like being a bee! Sometimes I buzz when I do. It's fun!

But they'll help you! There's no problem in it. It's actually really nice.

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...

and no.
2tiill not doiing iit.

[italianshadow]

Why not? It's fun! And you can skip around the flowers and go buzz, buzz, buzz!

I could show you how.

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2eriiou2ly.
pa22.

[italianshadow]

... Pleeeeeeeeease?

I could use a Bee Buddy.

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how about ii ju2t watch.

[italianshadow]

Okay! When do you want to meet at the greenhouse so I can show you?

[yeah, he's that serious]