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[yourgoddamnit]

WHY THE FUCK DOES ERIDAN GET TO GO FIRST?
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS
HAVE YOU SEEN MY FESTERING PLANE CRASH WOUNDS.
IT SMELLS.

[ if Sollux is in the room, Karkat will be lifting up his shirt to reveal one of the most hideous, blackened, infected wounds Sollux has ever laid eyes on. he is also in very bad shape, unsurprisingly :( ]

FUCK THAT ISLAND I NEVER WANT TO GO BACK.

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[ Ew man. ]

becau2e two be hone2t ii don't tru2t thii2 doctor.
and ii don't want hiim fuckiing you up even wor2e.
but fiine iif you don't care you can come two.

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[yourgoddamnit]

YOU DON'T TRUST THE PRESUMABLY HUMAN DOCTOR?
GEE WHAT AN SURPRISING DEVELOPMENT.
I DON'T DISAGREE BUT I HAVE A FEELING TIME ISN'T ON MY SIDE.
IT IS A FEELING MANIFEST IN UNENDING AGONY
AND PUS
AND HURLEY.
ERI CAN BE TREATED FIRST BUT AS LONG AS DOCTOR DOUCHEBAG DOESN'T START LOPPING OFF LIMBS, I DON'T HAVE TOO MANY OPTIONS LEFT.

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that'2 what ii'm waiitiing two 2ee.
iif thii2 doctor ju2t deciide2 two go on 2ome weiird "oh look iit'2 an aliien let'2 experiiment" frenzy.
and iif he doe2
then we are down one problem for a whiile.
at the lea2t ii 2ort of know how two fiix your hiideou2 hu2k my2elf.

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[yourgoddamnit]

DON'T ASSUME I'M INCOMPETENT AT REPAIRING MYSELF.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW METICULOUS I AM WITH THIS SHIT.
I FUCKING STITCHED MY THORAX TOGETHER WHEN IT WAS FIRST TORN APART
BUT APPARENTLY CRUCIAL MEDICAL SUPPLIES ARE NOT AVAILABLE TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC
OR SANDWICH FACTORIES.
FUCK. IT PROBABLY WASN'T EVEN DISINFECTANT I USED.
I BET IT WAS MAYO.
DOUCHEBAG JAPAN HIDES HIS CONDIMENTS IN MEDICAL KITS THAT MUST DOUBLE AS HIS EMERGENCY SANDWICH KITS.
NO WONDER IT SMELLS SO BAD THERE'S GODDAMN MAYO IN MY PLANE CRASH GASHES.
IF THIS IS A PART OF THE VAN MONSTER'S PLOY TO WEAKEN ME
IT'S FUCKING WORKING.

[lock // 30%] fucking 2s.

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yeah ok.
let'2 ju2t iignore the fact you're rottiing.
liike ii can 2mell you from over here.
the other 2iide of the room.
you can totally take care of your2elf kk.
you are the piinacle of health.
your tear2 briing forth new flora and your mere pre2cence ii2 enough two briing about hemo2pectrum peace.
you are the miiracle that tC ha2 been lookiing for all along.
iit'2 you.

bull2hiit a2iide
a2 much a2 ii love playiing mothergrub here
you aren't gettiing better, 2tiill talkiing about van2, and u2iing 2andwiich 2upplie2 on your wound2.
ju2t fuckiing 2uck iit up.
and go two the doctor.

[lock // 30%] I would never be able to keep up with the 2s

[yourgoddamnit]

OH YES IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING CHANCE OF BACTERIA SLIPPING INTO MY HUGE GAPING WOUNDS THAT I HAD TO STITCH TOGETHER WITH A FUCKING SEWING NEEDLE AND POLYETHYLENE THREAD.
NONE AT ALL.
IT'S NOT LIKE THIS PLACE IS A CESSPOOL BREEDING GROUND FOR DISEASE.
AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE VAST AMOUNT OF CLEAN BANDAGES. THEY'RE VIRTUALLY EVERYWHERE.
OH
WAIT.
AND FUCK YOU THE VAN MONSTER IS A LEGITIMATE CONCERN.
YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT I ENDURED ON THAT ISLAND.

SO SOL
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I TOLD YOU I CAN'T STAND UP.
I'M GOING TO GUESS IT WOULD BE A COPIOUS AMOUNT OF ANGRY LISPING.
BUT THAT'S JUST HYPOTHETICAL.
I MEAN.
I HAVEN'T TRIED STANDING.
SO I COULD VERY WELL DO IT IF I WANTED TO.

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THERE II2 NO II2LAND.

...

can you really not 2tand up.

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[yourgoddamnit]

IT WASN'T A DREAM I DON'T CARE IF I FUCKING FLASHED SIDEWAYS
THE ISLAND IS REAL!
AND I WILL MEET THE OTHER SURVIVORS IN THE AFTER LIFE
CHURCH ROOM
THING. WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT WAS.

...I DON'T KNOW. LIKE I SAID, I HAVEN'T TRIED.
IT WAS JUST A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION.

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ok ii'm goiing two try and have thii2 conver2atiion wiith you agaiin after you're not 2ufferiing from bloodlo22-related braiin damage.

ok.
well.
don't try iit.

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[yourgoddamnit]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AND I DON'T REALLY CARE.

I'LL TRY IF IT BECOMES NECESSARY.