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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Thursday I helped vaneskalee across the street (6 points). Last Sunday I pulled over and changed sunsetdreamr's flat tire (15 points). In October I set __savexyourself's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last month I pulled pwns's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-51 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
P1NK_3L3PHANT