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[p1aid]

Boys, take lessons. I rule.

obeytheproduct = Jayson aka: my girlfriend
hollaxc0re = Me aka: his boyfriend.

hollaxc0re: -burp :">
obeytheproduct: excuse you!
hollaxc0re: sorry since im the boy i can be revolting for once :D
obeytheproduct: :))
obeytheproduct: what didja eat?
hollaxc0re: -scratchs butt
hollaxc0re: i haddddd a salad and a roll
obeytheproduct: see i dont do those things.
obeytheproduct: thats it?
hollaxc0re: yes
hollaxc0re: your not supposed to do those things!
hollaxc0re: your the girl
hollaxc0re: remember
obeytheproduct: -goes to the bathroom for 4 hours
hollaxc0re: :)))
hollaxc0re: did you fall in?
obeytheproduct: NO IM GETTING PRETTTYYYY
hollaxc0re: -adjusts self
obeytheproduct: -scratches boob all secretly
hollaxc0re: -chews with mouth open
obeytheproduct: -makes out.
hollaxc0re: DOOR KNOB
obeytheproduct: i mean.
obeytheproduct: uh
obeytheproduct: what?!@
obeytheproduct: LOL
hollaxc0re: :))
obeytheproduct: YOU ONLY LIKE ME, BECAUSE MY BOOBS ARE BIG
obeytheproduct: =;
hollaxc0re: at least im honest?
obeytheproduct: HUH
obeytheproduct: DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
hollaxc0re: only a little on yoru hips but i still wanna bang you
obeytheproduct: okie :">
obeytheproduct: brb
hollaxc0re: :))
hollaxc0re: okay
obeytheproduct: sorry i had to powder my nose.
hollaxc0re: lol

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obeytheproduct: come take care of me boyfriend :x
hollaxc0re: ill bring you a movie and a car magazine..but thats the best i can do
obeytheproduct: a car mag?
obeytheproduct: im a girl.
obeytheproduct: =;
hollaxc0re: and im a boy
obeytheproduct: GO BUY ME SOMETHING
obeytheproduct: GOD
obeytheproduct: ASSHOLE.
obeytheproduct: =;
hollaxc0re: im stupid and i thinka ll girls like cars
hollaxc0re: ASSHOLE?
hollaxc0re: BUY YOU SOMTHING?
hollaxc0re: im not your dad