spiders = creep me out!
it's 7 minutes till 3am and for some reason, i don't want to go to bed, even though i know i'm damn freakin' tired. oh wait a second. i do know. it's cause of that icky creepy spider i found on my blanket that i had to kill and flush down the toilet and i'm still creeped out about it.
damnit. i bet i'm going to swallow a spider tonight.
have you ever heard that before? i forgot the exact percentage, but it's like, know fact that people who sleep with their mouth open (not that i do, but honestly, who really knows this or not cause you're dead asleep) are more likely to have a spider crawl into their mouth and be swallowed unconsciously, than it is to... say croke in your sleep, or something. disgusting, isn't it?
now, i don't sleep with my mouth open (nor do i snore, for that matter), but like i said, who really knows? less you got a significant other watching you sleep all through the night for observation, it's all up in the air. ick.
i so can't kill bugs. and i damn hate them too. and you know, that's not the first spider found in my bed recently either. the other one, was freggin SOOOOO HUGE, so big-bodied that even my brother wouldn't kill it for me. not with his bare hands at least. had me go fetch a vacuum so he could suck it up. that thing was scary. i'm just happy that it wasn't the case tonight. it was a small brown one, but still, just as scary to me.
i hate feeling like i'm not safe in my bed. i'm gonna get bit, just watch. bit, poisoned, and die.
okay, that's a bit dramatic, but ohmygosh if it ever did happen, i so told you so!
damnit. i bet i'm going to swallow a spider tonight.
have you ever heard that before? i forgot the exact percentage, but it's like, know fact that people who sleep with their mouth open (not that i do, but honestly, who really knows this or not cause you're dead asleep) are more likely to have a spider crawl into their mouth and be swallowed unconsciously, than it is to... say croke in your sleep, or something. disgusting, isn't it?
now, i don't sleep with my mouth open (nor do i snore, for that matter), but like i said, who really knows? less you got a significant other watching you sleep all through the night for observation, it's all up in the air. ick.
i so can't kill bugs. and i damn hate them too. and you know, that's not the first spider found in my bed recently either. the other one, was freggin SOOOOO HUGE, so big-bodied that even my brother wouldn't kill it for me. not with his bare hands at least. had me go fetch a vacuum so he could suck it up. that thing was scary. i'm just happy that it wasn't the case tonight. it was a small brown one, but still, just as scary to me.
i hate feeling like i'm not safe in my bed. i'm gonna get bit, just watch. bit, poisoned, and die.
okay, that's a bit dramatic, but ohmygosh if it ever did happen, i so told you so!