138th edition
Good morning and or afternoon, depending on what timezone you're in, ladies and gentlemen. And welcome back to the circus inside my head. I've been kept down for the past 5 or 6 months or so by the Army. Had I been a weaker willed person I might have submitted to their brainwashing and been a mindless sheep like some of these other chuckle heads up here. No worries though, i'm still me and there are still things that people in this world do that piss me off beyond all belief. Ashley H, hope Florida is treating you well aside from your annoying room mate. Ashley M, yes the army does still suck but only for a short time longer. Al, good to hear from you again. Take care man. To those keeping count with me, yes I only have 39 days left in this hell hole and then I can come back home. I graduate on November 16th and will be making the 11 hour drive back home so I can sleep in my own damn bed that night. It's going to be awesome! With that done, on to todays brawl for all...
Upon joining the army I had to come into contact with a multitude of idiots, jackasses, and just plain immature people that need a good scissor kick to the fucking throat. Now i'm not saying that everyone in the army is bad by any means. I've actually met some good folks here and have made some good friends. But, just like any endeavor in life, the minority screw it up for the majority. Now the group of people that i'm going to focus on today isn't all military. No, no, there are many people that are guilty of this travesty. We've all heard someone called random, right? Or someone say something like "that was so random!" or something else of the like, correct? Good...STOP THAT SHIT! Stop it right now! For the love of whatever god may be listening. Yes I know that random things happen in the world. But they're just that, random things. Something can't intentionally be random. Then it's just planned stupidity by some smarmy jackass trying to be cool or edgy. Random is defined as without definite aim, direction, rule, or method. So if i'm aiming to say something that has nothing to do with the subject matter or do something completely unconventional is it random? THE ANSWER IS NO DAMMIT! You can't choose to be random, it's something that has to happen naturally you dicks! For instance, if i'm walking along in the middle of downtown and I get mauled by a siberian tiger, that's random...painful for me, but random none the less. If you're going to do random acts of dumb shit like jumping out of 2 story windows or setting your genitals on fire (one that I highly recommend to keep you from reproducing, please do me the favor) for a crowd then you should do those same activities on your own when no one else is around. Wait a minute, you're not being fake are you? Because if jumping into a hedge from a rooftop is a good idea in front of 5 of your friends then it must be a good idea when you're bored by yourself right? Look, simple point being, you're not random, it's not cute, stop saying that shit. You're only contributing to a whole new generation of jackasses. Well folks, I have to get out of the library and get on with my day. You folks have a good one and until next time...
Daily Quote - Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
Carpe Diem....seize the...carp.
JJ
Upon joining the army I had to come into contact with a multitude of idiots, jackasses, and just plain immature people that need a good scissor kick to the fucking throat. Now i'm not saying that everyone in the army is bad by any means. I've actually met some good folks here and have made some good friends. But, just like any endeavor in life, the minority screw it up for the majority. Now the group of people that i'm going to focus on today isn't all military. No, no, there are many people that are guilty of this travesty. We've all heard someone called random, right? Or someone say something like "that was so random!" or something else of the like, correct? Good...STOP THAT SHIT! Stop it right now! For the love of whatever god may be listening. Yes I know that random things happen in the world. But they're just that, random things. Something can't intentionally be random. Then it's just planned stupidity by some smarmy jackass trying to be cool or edgy. Random is defined as without definite aim, direction, rule, or method. So if i'm aiming to say something that has nothing to do with the subject matter or do something completely unconventional is it random? THE ANSWER IS NO DAMMIT! You can't choose to be random, it's something that has to happen naturally you dicks! For instance, if i'm walking along in the middle of downtown and I get mauled by a siberian tiger, that's random...painful for me, but random none the less. If you're going to do random acts of dumb shit like jumping out of 2 story windows or setting your genitals on fire (one that I highly recommend to keep you from reproducing, please do me the favor) for a crowd then you should do those same activities on your own when no one else is around. Wait a minute, you're not being fake are you? Because if jumping into a hedge from a rooftop is a good idea in front of 5 of your friends then it must be a good idea when you're bored by yourself right? Look, simple point being, you're not random, it's not cute, stop saying that shit. You're only contributing to a whole new generation of jackasses. Well folks, I have to get out of the library and get on with my day. You folks have a good one and until next time...
Daily Quote - Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
Carpe Diem....seize the...carp.
JJ