134th Edition
Good evening or morning, depending on what timezone you're in, and welcome to the 134th edition of "bored off my ass at work". I know you all have been waiting for this eagerly, especially with my updates being so few and far between. I'm trying to make it a little more frequently but I have a lot to do. I'm sure everyone knows that i'm back in sunny Henderson by now. If you don't then you've been under a rock. Shag and Clint, welcome to the team. Hope you're enjoying yourselves so far. Just wait til we actually play a road game. Katie and Ashley, thank you for your well wishes, I am feeling quite a bit better. It appears I have passed my illness on to others. Cass, miss you baby. Kenny, you still alive man? Hopefully everyone is having a good year so far. I'm finally starting to get back in touch with everyone so if I haven't got to you yet then the communications line works two ways friends, holler at me. With that being said, it's time for todays thoughts outside the box...
I've sat back for the past few months to kind of take everything in and man did some of the shit I read make me regret that decision. Now I am not a college student, haven't been for quite some time. But even still, I have always preached against the greek life from a position of being on the outside looking in. Now this isn't necessarily a bad thing. A lot of times the opinion of a person from the outside looking in is just as good if not better than someone on the inside because I have nothing to be biased toward. Fuck em all. There is no on one on this planet that will convince me that the greek life is a good idea or is remotely beneficial to anyone's "college experience" which is complete bullshit too, but we'll get to that later. Right now my focus is on the greek society. Fraternity, sororrity, whatever your affiliation to this sect of people is, you need a fucking head check. Essentially you pay dues to these different chapters to be a member of their club and go to their parties. Personally I don't need to pay to have friends, but thanks for the offer. Possibly the most retarded part of it would be the initiation. Now i'm not totally against clubs and organizations but when ,in addition to charging these people money, you have them do extra things to prove that they should be in your organization is goddamn ridiculous. Here's an example, http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we/Archives?p_action=doc&p_docid=10FD54A7D7CA2238&p_docnum=5 . Yep, you read that right folks. Alpha Gamma Rho now has goat fucking as a requirement to get into the fraternity. Now what kind of sad sap loser has that much of an inability to make friends that they have to resort to goat-sex to be a part of this particular group of friends? I don't know about y'all, but if it came down to that shit, then i'd be a lonely son of a bitch. There's more articles regarding this incident in the BG News archive but I don't think anymore needs to be said. What kind of defense can you possibly offer? Brotherhood? Loyalty? Trust? Fuck you cocksuckers. I'll tell you what, since this bunch of clowns are getting their fraternity suspended for 3 years, i'll start up a new club for you guys. You can come join me FREE OF CHARGE! All you have to do is stick your balls in this handy dandy wood chipper so that we can be sure that NONE OF YOU FUCKING RETARDS REPRODUCES!
And I know, I know some of you people are going to come at me and say "But JJ, our (insert unnecessary greek alphabet letters here) chapter does a lot of good charity work and we didn't make our pledges do anything like that!" What do you want from me? A fucking cookie? Lots of organizations do charity work and you don't have to cock-bang any livestock to be a part of their organization. Of course I know that all (insert group of sheep here) aren't (insert stereotype here). Anyone that doesn't assume that I already know that doesn't know me very well at all. So all of you fraternity members that are reading this and getting offended but haven't laid the cable to any animals, then calm down, you're off the hook in this one.
Too many people come into college thinking that joining a fraternity is almost required to be able to enjoy the imaginary college experience thanks largely to theatrical stereotypes in movies and such. The "college experience" is a made up idea. There is no set ideal to what the "college experience" is. It's a bullshit selling point for the greek societies to sucker sheep into their clubs is all it is. "Well if you don't join Alpha Beta Cockmasters then you're missing out on the COLLEGE EXPERIENCE!" What college experience asshole? College is what you fucking make of it. Nothing more, nothing less. Save me your cheap ass, used car salesman selling points and go back to your blow up dolls. People that aren't in these damn organizations enjoy college just as much as anyone else, the only difference is that they didn't have to roto rooter any animals or whatever other fucked up cult ritual you dumb asses have come up with to enjoy it. The whole thing is a good idea, but unfortunately it has been fucked up by the masses. Like so many other good things in this world. Well folks, that's all i've got for now. Keep tuned in and i'll update a little more frequently. Until next time...
Daily Quote - I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire 1694 - 1778
People agree, I should probably turn in my Illuminati membership
JJ
I've sat back for the past few months to kind of take everything in and man did some of the shit I read make me regret that decision. Now I am not a college student, haven't been for quite some time. But even still, I have always preached against the greek life from a position of being on the outside looking in. Now this isn't necessarily a bad thing. A lot of times the opinion of a person from the outside looking in is just as good if not better than someone on the inside because I have nothing to be biased toward. Fuck em all. There is no on one on this planet that will convince me that the greek life is a good idea or is remotely beneficial to anyone's "college experience" which is complete bullshit too, but we'll get to that later. Right now my focus is on the greek society. Fraternity, sororrity, whatever your affiliation to this sect of people is, you need a fucking head check. Essentially you pay dues to these different chapters to be a member of their club and go to their parties. Personally I don't need to pay to have friends, but thanks for the offer. Possibly the most retarded part of it would be the initiation. Now i'm not totally against clubs and organizations but when ,in addition to charging these people money, you have them do extra things to prove that they should be in your organization is goddamn ridiculous. Here's an example, http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we/Archives?p_action=doc&p_docid=10FD54A7D7CA2238&p_docnum=5 . Yep, you read that right folks. Alpha Gamma Rho now has goat fucking as a requirement to get into the fraternity. Now what kind of sad sap loser has that much of an inability to make friends that they have to resort to goat-sex to be a part of this particular group of friends? I don't know about y'all, but if it came down to that shit, then i'd be a lonely son of a bitch. There's more articles regarding this incident in the BG News archive but I don't think anymore needs to be said. What kind of defense can you possibly offer? Brotherhood? Loyalty? Trust? Fuck you cocksuckers. I'll tell you what, since this bunch of clowns are getting their fraternity suspended for 3 years, i'll start up a new club for you guys. You can come join me FREE OF CHARGE! All you have to do is stick your balls in this handy dandy wood chipper so that we can be sure that NONE OF YOU FUCKING RETARDS REPRODUCES!
And I know, I know some of you people are going to come at me and say "But JJ, our (insert unnecessary greek alphabet letters here) chapter does a lot of good charity work and we didn't make our pledges do anything like that!" What do you want from me? A fucking cookie? Lots of organizations do charity work and you don't have to cock-bang any livestock to be a part of their organization. Of course I know that all (insert group of sheep here) aren't (insert stereotype here). Anyone that doesn't assume that I already know that doesn't know me very well at all. So all of you fraternity members that are reading this and getting offended but haven't laid the cable to any animals, then calm down, you're off the hook in this one.
Too many people come into college thinking that joining a fraternity is almost required to be able to enjoy the imaginary college experience thanks largely to theatrical stereotypes in movies and such. The "college experience" is a made up idea. There is no set ideal to what the "college experience" is. It's a bullshit selling point for the greek societies to sucker sheep into their clubs is all it is. "Well if you don't join Alpha Beta Cockmasters then you're missing out on the COLLEGE EXPERIENCE!" What college experience asshole? College is what you fucking make of it. Nothing more, nothing less. Save me your cheap ass, used car salesman selling points and go back to your blow up dolls. People that aren't in these damn organizations enjoy college just as much as anyone else, the only difference is that they didn't have to roto rooter any animals or whatever other fucked up cult ritual you dumb asses have come up with to enjoy it. The whole thing is a good idea, but unfortunately it has been fucked up by the masses. Like so many other good things in this world. Well folks, that's all i've got for now. Keep tuned in and i'll update a little more frequently. Until next time...
Daily Quote - I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire 1694 - 1778
People agree, I should probably turn in my Illuminati membership
JJ