133rd Edition
Hello and good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the 133rd installment of "bored off my ass at work". I know people have been waiting eagerly for this. When given the choice between a new heart and one of my updates 9 out of 10 heart transplant patients chose one of my updates. Katie, I don't believe you've gotten to see many of these. Please continue to enjoy. And if you don't...ah well, i'll still sleep at night. Jimmy, we'll hang out soon my friend. And we shall take over Henderson and it will be great. Tyler, gay Indians were also known as brave suckers. On another note, the new Harry Potter movie was outstanding. Went to the midnight showing with Cassie, Jen, Phil, Adam, #2, and Dan. Good times, especially Denny's and the Korean hooker. Of course if you ask all of us then we'll give you a different nationality that the hooker was, but rest assured, she was Asian. And now it's time for today's turmoil...
You know what's pissing me off more and more as days go by? Of course not. You're not superhero psychics like myself. But since you are listening so eagerly then I will fill you in on what is pissing in my Post Toasties. An alarmingly increasing number of people are categorizing themselves under the label "Random". They'll say, "Don't try to figure me out, i'm such a random person" or "I love being random, saying random things, etc."
I'd like to randomly take a billy club and randomly crack you up side the fucking head. What the hell is wrong with you? You can't choose to be random. That's why it's called random. It's something that's un-intentional. That's what makes it amusing. If you intentionally try to be random then it's no longer random numb nuts, it's just pre-meditated stupidity. And every one of you fucking hippies laps it up like anti-freeze at a fucking petting zoo. It's another one of those personality traits that people try to embrace to make themselves unique or different from others and since everyone else is doing it too you're only inadvertently jumping on the random fucking bandwagon, congratulations you un-original fucks. Not sure if anyone else remembers another time when something like this happened...it was called being goth! Don't we all remember those fun times? Everyone painting themselves up like the crow, thinking they're some kind of tortured artist, and moping around like a sad sap all the damn time when they have nothing to be sad about to begin with? Yeah, those were fun times. It's now getting to that point again where all these random people are making it to the same point on my list where I want to pack them all into a random cannon and fire them into a random brick wall. If you pull something out at random then that's fine. But don't intentionally try to be a random person. It's not cute, it's annoying. And doing so in my presence will probably earn you a swift kick to the crotch. Well folks, it's late and I need some sleep and to stabilize my blood pressure. Until next time...
Daily Quote - Once the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the same box. - Italian Proverb
People agree, this was pulled out at random...
JJ
You know what's pissing me off more and more as days go by? Of course not. You're not superhero psychics like myself. But since you are listening so eagerly then I will fill you in on what is pissing in my Post Toasties. An alarmingly increasing number of people are categorizing themselves under the label "Random". They'll say, "Don't try to figure me out, i'm such a random person" or "I love being random, saying random things, etc."
I'd like to randomly take a billy club and randomly crack you up side the fucking head. What the hell is wrong with you? You can't choose to be random. That's why it's called random. It's something that's un-intentional. That's what makes it amusing. If you intentionally try to be random then it's no longer random numb nuts, it's just pre-meditated stupidity. And every one of you fucking hippies laps it up like anti-freeze at a fucking petting zoo. It's another one of those personality traits that people try to embrace to make themselves unique or different from others and since everyone else is doing it too you're only inadvertently jumping on the random fucking bandwagon, congratulations you un-original fucks. Not sure if anyone else remembers another time when something like this happened...it was called being goth! Don't we all remember those fun times? Everyone painting themselves up like the crow, thinking they're some kind of tortured artist, and moping around like a sad sap all the damn time when they have nothing to be sad about to begin with? Yeah, those were fun times. It's now getting to that point again where all these random people are making it to the same point on my list where I want to pack them all into a random cannon and fire them into a random brick wall. If you pull something out at random then that's fine. But don't intentionally try to be a random person. It's not cute, it's annoying. And doing so in my presence will probably earn you a swift kick to the crotch. Well folks, it's late and I need some sleep and to stabilize my blood pressure. Until next time...
Daily Quote - Once the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the same box. - Italian Proverb
People agree, this was pulled out at random...
JJ