131st edition

Jul 20, 2005 14:32

Good morning boys, girls, and centaurs. And welcome to yet another edition of "bored off my ass at work." Hopefully everyone is enjoying the reappearance of sunny weather after last weeks rain spell. I'm waiting for whoever names these fucking hurricanes to name one "Hurricane JJ". Is that too much to ask? For the love of christ, even Dennis got a hurricane before I did. Who did that bastard suck off to get a hurricane named after him? Well, Arron, you're doin a hell of a fine job with the pit. Which I would expect no less from the legend. We that came before you left our percussive ways in good hands. Shane, you were a face I wasn't expecting to see at the game. It was good to see you again and i'll be talking to you soon. Hell i'll holler at you when Cass and me get moved in there in Lexington. Jen, thanks for going to Florida and not inviting the rest of us. Much appreciated. I kid, I kid. Cass, get to feeling better baby. Being sick sucks. Thanks again to everyone who came to the game saturday and especially the folks that sat through the weather. That was good of y'all and we can always use more support. Hopefully we can pull off a win at home next weekend when we host the Circle City Soldiers out of Indianapolis. Well with that out of the way, it's time for todays lambasting...
If there's one thing I cannot stand in this world, it's people's stupidity. Now, what i'm about to reference is going to showcase 2 of the many different kinds of stupid. You have stupid people that do retarded shit to garner attention for themselves and the idiots that will actually try to change their mode of thinking thus giving them the very attention which they seek. Monkey shit fights at the fucking zoo make more sense than this. http://www.livejournal.com/users/bloodyblacktear/ is the object of my hatred today. Why would you deliberately portray yourself as a complete dipshit for attention? I've literally banged out more tangible sentences on a keyboard by smashing my head against it. It really doesn't require much effort to not sound like an idiot. Now i'm sure the person that made this fake journal got quite a few chuckles at the retards that posted in it and rightfully so. They ,in a sense, are just as fucking moronic as the person who created the journal to begin with. People on this level of stupidity make me embrace the idea of genocide. Hell, make a "do not breed list" and put this bitch at the top of it. Even if you're just doing it for attention you still are one of the most pathetic individuals that I know. Get out and do something with yourself. Go live life instead of making one up for everyone to yammer on about. You can take comfort that my critical analyzation of you will be the highlight of your miserable life. Do me and the world a favor and don't have any offspring. You are a posterchild for abortion and you need to go to hell. Your made up poetry sucks and your made up life is so outrageous that there should be no possible way that anyone would fall for that horseshit. Unfortunately I know there are people out there just as retarded as you are and have bitten on the stupid ass shit you pound out week after week so go ahead, enjoy your 5 minutes in the internet spotlight. I assure you that people will eventually quit giving a damn about your pathetic existence. Do me a favor personally and introduce yourself to the business end of a 44 magnum. MAN I HATE STUPID FAKE ASS PEOPLE!!!!!! Until next time...
Daily Quote - To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge. Benjamin Disraeli (1804-1881)
People agree, I have sensitivity issues...
Jarrod
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