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[ozy]

Him: Hey, What's up?
Her: I'm having my friends over for dinner.
Him: Who you having over for dinner.
Her: The Bouncing Souls.
Him: THE BOUNCING SOULS?!
Her: Yeah The Bouncing Souls.
Him: Those fucking New Jersey mooches.
Her: They're not mooches.
Him: Yes they are. They only go on tour to eat other people's food. Don't you know that?
Her: I'm just making them dinner.
Him: You better lock that goddamn freezer I'll tell you that right now.
Her: They don't want anything in our freezer.
Him: They're scum I'll tell you right now. They're homeless people.
Her: They're not homeless, they're in a band. They played in France.
Him: That's the same thing.

Shark attack! Shark attack!
Quarter Pounders and Big Macs
Shark attack! Shark attack!
When we eat steak our eyes roll back
The Bouncing Souls are on your block
First we eat and then we rock
Close your windows, lock your doors
We like food better when it's yours
Feeding frenzy at your mom's
Just sit still and stay calm
It's too late, you let us in
Let the eating games begin!
Shark attack! Shark attack!
Shark attack! Shark attack!

Him: See, I told you they'd eat every goddamn thing in the house.
Her: Sorry! I HATE The Bouncing Souls.
Him: There's no chicken & biscuits. They ate all the Yoo-hoo. What the hell were you thinking. Don't ever invite them back again. Are you a moron?
Her: They took our bagel dogs!
Him: Oh shit they're coming back!
Both: Noooo!!

Shark attack! Shark attack!
Quarter Pounders and Big Macs
Shark attack! Shark attack!
When we eat steak our eyes roll back
Feeding frenzy in the street
Drinking beer and eating meat
When we're hungry watch your back
As we plan our next attack
Shark attack! Shark attack!
Shark attack! Shark attack!