Character: Oz Bezarius
Series:
Pandora Hearts Character Age: 15
Canon: The problem with coming-of-age ceremonies is that they always tend to reveal what you really, really didn't want to know. For Oz Bezarius, ignorance was bliss until his coming-of-age ceremony got him stabbed, had him nearly killing his best friend, and landed him in the Abyss, a dark and terrible place where criminals and monsters are exiled to. There, he forges a contract with a psycho-loli-bunny named Alice, escapes to ten years into his future, and sets out to find Alice's memories and the reason behind his impromptu trip to the Abyss.
Oz is a enigmatic character, even if he doesn't show it. He looks pretty much every inch a kind and gentle friend, master, and brother. When he's not bullying his servant Gilbert, that is or flirting with all the girls. He also tends to be ridiculously cheerful towards everything in his life, always smiling away his troubles. He's very polite and gentlemanly as well, as it was a part of his aristocratic training. But when his world is turned on its head, Oz slowly reveals that he is in constant doubt over his own existence and becomes slightly psychopathic about the people he cares about. Oz is brilliant at adapting to any situation ever imaginable and when you're fighting catboys and unicorns, it's a useful skill to have.
Sample Post:
One spoon of sugar. They say two spoons of sugar is needed to help the medicine go down, but one is just right for tea. I must say, it was rather kind of you lovely, lovely ladies to invite me to your tea-party. I'm quite honoured. It takes someone with admirable skill to get me separated from my manservant. He's probably throwing a fit about now... ah, I think I can hear his ear-piercing yell even from this distance--Yes, I would like some cream with that. So~ what brings you fine looking ladies out on a day like this? ...You fine gorilla ladies, I mean. Not that being gorillas is a problem. You still look divine in purple fur, I assure you. Were you looking for some company? I am happily single and available for all your needs ♥. My name is Oz Bezarius, a nobleman, and I like tea-parties-- much like the one you're hosting! Also, I enjoy the odd game of hide-and-seek and dancing the foxtrot. I'm an amazing dancer, you see. No need to swoon, it's all right to take in my brilliance in little doses~
But enough about me! Tell me more about yourselves~ Do you like sports? What are your favourite activities? Ah, so one of your favourite activities is ...rape? That's not something I enjoy a lot of myself ...in fact, it's something that nobody of the right mind should like, but I'm sure we can find something else enjoyable to do that has the word "iyaaaaaaaan" in it. Don't lose hope just yet! Perhaps we could play a game of cards? I do know the odd card trick or two and I'm sure you'd be amazed by them. Like "Sheep's head"! Or "Chains"! ...No, I'm afraid we do not require an actual sheep's head or chains. That would be far too gruesome for your delicate sensibilities...and mine. Also, real chains would make the game far too difficult to play, not to mention it's a little too...bold for my tastes~. And may I add that the game "Screw Your Neighbour" does not actually involve any..."screwing" or "putting it in".
Barring that, how about poker? That's a perfectly decent game to play and there are no adults around to stop us! We could even place bets if you wanted. Granted, I don't have a lot of possessions, but for you fine ladies, I'm willing to lay my heart on the line. I'm sure it'll be put to good use! I would be glad to have you ladies as the keepers of the lock in my heart, the possessors of my key, the strings to my banjo, the--what? You wish to play strip poker instead? B-But isn't that a little risque? It's not the kind of game one can subject ladies like yourselves to! It's too lewd and un-gentlemanly. Not to mention more than a little embarrassing. I'm a tad bit shy about showing off my body and my 'braaaaaains', you see. ...Oh, that wasn't a request, it was a demand? I-I see. You ladies certainly are forward! ...V-Very well, I shall defer to you on this.
...I just hope I don't lose the game.
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