SGA Snippet
So trillingstar and I were talking and she wondered if there was another word for nipple, and I checked the thesaurus and of course there is no better word for nipple than nipple, though udder has possibilities. So we started coming up with purple bad fic alternatives like fleshy tidbit and delicate points, and as usual, my thoughts went to that cracky bad!sex place because bad!sex is hysterical, yo.
This is probably not as funny as the conversation trillingstar and I had, but there ya go.
Title: Enthusiasm vs Experience
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Word Count: 255
Summary: It's never as hot as you think it will be.
"What... are you doing?"
John didn't even pause. "Um, aren't your nipples sensitive?"
"Yes, but not when you're tuning them like radio knobs."
"You want me to stop?"
Rodney pinched the bridge of his nose. "If you don't mind."
John drew back, blushing charmingly, and okay, Rodney could work with that. Taking John's face between his hands, Rodney leaned in for a gentle kiss, which John returned with very sloppy, very wet enthusiasm. Rodney jerked back, and it took all his will power not to swipe his mouth with the back of his hand.
"All right, look, just lie back," Rodney maneuvered John around on the bed, "and put your hands on my shoulders... "
John gave him a goofy grin and obediently placed his hands on Rodney's shoulders. Then for some inexplicable reason, John began to paw at Rodney's head.
"What?! John!"
"Your hair is soft."
"Thank you. I condition it every day. That doesn't mean you should swat at my head like it's on fire."
"So what do you want me to do?"
John looked both hurt and baffled as Rodney got out of the bed. Whoever suggested that sex with a virgin was hot was a damn filthy liar. When he realized Rodney was going for the Ancient device on the table, he put on a pout and lounged back on the bed in what he probably thought was a sexy pose.
"Aw, c'mon Rodney."
"No! I'm giving you your memories back, and we will never, ever play seduce the virgin again. Ever."
This is probably not as funny as the conversation trillingstar and I had, but there ya go.
Title: Enthusiasm vs Experience
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Word Count: 255
Summary: It's never as hot as you think it will be.
"What... are you doing?"
John didn't even pause. "Um, aren't your nipples sensitive?"
"Yes, but not when you're tuning them like radio knobs."
"You want me to stop?"
Rodney pinched the bridge of his nose. "If you don't mind."
John drew back, blushing charmingly, and okay, Rodney could work with that. Taking John's face between his hands, Rodney leaned in for a gentle kiss, which John returned with very sloppy, very wet enthusiasm. Rodney jerked back, and it took all his will power not to swipe his mouth with the back of his hand.
"All right, look, just lie back," Rodney maneuvered John around on the bed, "and put your hands on my shoulders... "
John gave him a goofy grin and obediently placed his hands on Rodney's shoulders. Then for some inexplicable reason, John began to paw at Rodney's head.
"What?! John!"
"Your hair is soft."
"Thank you. I condition it every day. That doesn't mean you should swat at my head like it's on fire."
"So what do you want me to do?"
John looked both hurt and baffled as Rodney got out of the bed. Whoever suggested that sex with a virgin was hot was a damn filthy liar. When he realized Rodney was going for the Ancient device on the table, he put on a pout and lounged back on the bed in what he probably thought was a sexy pose.
"Aw, c'mon Rodney."
"No! I'm giving you your memories back, and we will never, ever play seduce the virgin again. Ever."