50 things you may not know about me
1. I am afraid of ants
2. I’m allergic to tide bleach
3. I have frequent dreams where my best friend Bryan Coratti tries to punch me
4. I like Hanson
5. The scar on my pinky is from when I tried to brand myself
6. I’m deathly afraid of people hearing me snore
7. I can’t pee if someone is standing next to me
8. If I were gay I’d go for Dane Cook
9. I don’t really want to be a teacher
10. Everyone says I remind them of Jack Black, but I think I’m more Kevin James
11. I wont fool around with my shirt off
12. I have no close female friends my own age
13. I know all the Muppet performers’ names and the characters they voice
14. I think Paris Hilton is ugly
15. I’ve never had a good experience smoking weed
16. I have no real desire to travel outside the country
17. I think there is always a selfish undertone to all that I do
18. I miss my old UA gang
19. I’ve never seen the Godfather or Scar face
20. I hate Full House
21. I love drinking with strangers, but fear doing it with my best friends
22. I miss getting drunk with Scott
23. I believe my life would be better if more people called me once in awhile
24. I feel like I’ve been forgotten
25. I am sick of my screen name but too lazy to change it
26. I’ve done ecstasy twice
27. I secretly hate to see my friends happy
28. Adam Teasdale makes me feel more ambitious for the future
29. I get bored with video games a lot sooner than I used to
30. Andy Haver has all the qualities I wish I had
31. I wiped my ass on this guy’s pillow that I hated
32. I didn’t really understand the second Star Wars movie
33. I hate to drive at night
34. I have carpal tunnel
35. I sometimes wondered if Ashley secretly hates me
36. I’m old, but feel rejected when the younger people I work with don’t include me
37. I fear the next time I have to take my shirt off to go swimming
38. I’m pretty sure I let “the one” get away, and its not who people would think
39. I hate sweet potatoes
40. I hate to order water when I’m eating out
41. I love to dip girls when dancing
42. I am SOOOO sick of short jokes
43. I have yet to meet a black person I can connect with
44. I love to take baths
45. I have never truly been in love
46. I am no longer really friends with my best friend
47. I’m sick of no one appreciating all I do at Caesars
48. I don’t feel 22
49. I wish more people could understand why I get angry alot
50. I’ve only scratched the surface
2. I’m allergic to tide bleach
3. I have frequent dreams where my best friend Bryan Coratti tries to punch me
4. I like Hanson
5. The scar on my pinky is from when I tried to brand myself
6. I’m deathly afraid of people hearing me snore
7. I can’t pee if someone is standing next to me
8. If I were gay I’d go for Dane Cook
9. I don’t really want to be a teacher
10. Everyone says I remind them of Jack Black, but I think I’m more Kevin James
11. I wont fool around with my shirt off
12. I have no close female friends my own age
13. I know all the Muppet performers’ names and the characters they voice
14. I think Paris Hilton is ugly
15. I’ve never had a good experience smoking weed
16. I have no real desire to travel outside the country
17. I think there is always a selfish undertone to all that I do
18. I miss my old UA gang
19. I’ve never seen the Godfather or Scar face
20. I hate Full House
21. I love drinking with strangers, but fear doing it with my best friends
22. I miss getting drunk with Scott
23. I believe my life would be better if more people called me once in awhile
24. I feel like I’ve been forgotten
25. I am sick of my screen name but too lazy to change it
26. I’ve done ecstasy twice
27. I secretly hate to see my friends happy
28. Adam Teasdale makes me feel more ambitious for the future
29. I get bored with video games a lot sooner than I used to
30. Andy Haver has all the qualities I wish I had
31. I wiped my ass on this guy’s pillow that I hated
32. I didn’t really understand the second Star Wars movie
33. I hate to drive at night
34. I have carpal tunnel
35. I sometimes wondered if Ashley secretly hates me
36. I’m old, but feel rejected when the younger people I work with don’t include me
37. I fear the next time I have to take my shirt off to go swimming
38. I’m pretty sure I let “the one” get away, and its not who people would think
39. I hate sweet potatoes
40. I hate to order water when I’m eating out
41. I love to dip girls when dancing
42. I am SOOOO sick of short jokes
43. I have yet to meet a black person I can connect with
44. I love to take baths
45. I have never truly been in love
46. I am no longer really friends with my best friend
47. I’m sick of no one appreciating all I do at Caesars
48. I don’t feel 22
49. I wish more people could understand why I get angry alot
50. I’ve only scratched the surface