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So I was excited about that whole ANDY KAUFMAN IS STILL ALIVE! Because I always thought he was hot. I like ugly guys. MMM. Uglies.
And he was funny as all shit.
And now my dreams are ruined, because some dumb bitch thought it would be funny to be like "IM HIS DAWTUR! HE LIVES!!! HE JUST WANTED TO BE A DAD!"
Damn you, you have driven me to drink 3 tall boys of "Natural Light". 3 for $3. Because I wanted Kaufman to be a old man alive.
And now, I drink my dad's hidden beer. Come on Dad, you gotta hide your beers better than that, especially from moi.
And he was funny as all shit.
And now my dreams are ruined, because some dumb bitch thought it would be funny to be like "IM HIS DAWTUR! HE LIVES!!! HE JUST WANTED TO BE A DAD!"
Damn you, you have driven me to drink 3 tall boys of "Natural Light". 3 for $3. Because I wanted Kaufman to be a old man alive.
And now, I drink my dad's hidden beer. Come on Dad, you gotta hide your beers better than that, especially from moi.