It's selling the soap time!
History can be funny, even if it makes history teachers roll over in their graves (hopefully not while they’re still alive). Mark and Emily Hunter tour Indiana in an off-the-wall, Indy 500-style race though the past, from Paleo-Indians through the Northwest Territory, to the gas in Gas City.
http://www.markrhunter.com/HoosierHysterical.html Along the way we encounter killers, heroes, trivia, claims to fame, and of course, Johnny Appleseed. It’s as American as sugar cream pie-Indiana’s state pie, thanks to the efforts of a hard-working state General Assembly. So sit back and have some fun … and if you accidentally learn something along the way, at least it will be painless.
In answer to your questions:
1. No, there's not really soap. It's an expression.
2. No, I don't know what the balloons or presents are for, but I'm telling people they're for Easter.
3. I don't have any St. Patrick's Day book photos.
4. I don't like any beer ... even green.
5. Yes, you can still order our books in all the regular places:
http://markrhunter.com/https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B0058CL6OOhttps://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/"Mark R Hunter" Also, here's a dog.
Make him happy: buy a book.