Dec 07, 2005 13:22
My teenage life: (inspired by a dave chappelle skit)
14 year old Ofer: "Life is about experiencing everything, EVERYTHING! I mean what else is there to do?" (making out with two girls and a guy)
15 year old Ofer: "Life sucks" (masturbating)
16 year old Ofer: "CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY! have some fun! be funny! grab some titties!" (groping random girls' asses)
17 year old Ofer: "Sex is good, drugs are too, I can rhyme and so can youuuuuu!" (having sex)
18 year old Ofer: "What?" (stoned beyond existence)
19 year old Ofer: "Life is a question that can only be answered by living" (doing yoga streches in pink underwear)
Also, I had a dream about my teeth last night, anyone with a dream book out there?