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wildmaera1. Who is the last person you held hands with?
No idea. I'm not much of a hand-holder.
2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
Probably not, though I'd hope my death was memorable...
3. What are you wearing?
A shiny red blouse and flared khaki pants, nude trouser socks, and black flats.
4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
No, my milk is really only used for cooking and cereal. Orange juice, on the other hand... yes.
5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
I never entered any.
7. How fast can you type?
Probably around 65 words a minute?
8. Are you afraid of the dark?
Not afraid of the dark, but I go slowly if it's dark and I don't know where things are.
9. Eye color?
Grey-brown.
11. When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
I prefer baths to showers, so last night.
12. Do you knock on wood?
Sometimes
13. Are you drinking anything right now?
Yeah, a can of Diet Mt. Dew
15. Can you hoola hoop?
Not well.
16. Are you good at keeping secrets?
Yes.
17. What do you want for Christmas?
Whirled peas.
18. Do you know the Muffin Man?
Yes
19. Do you talk in your sleep?
yes. And one time I was singing South Park songs in my sleep... o.O Ever woke yourself up singing "Blame Canada?"
20. Who wrote the book of love?
Some sentimental weirdo.
21. Have you ever flown a kite?
Once when I was little.
23. Do you consider yourself successful?
No, but I'm not completely unsuccessful either.
24. How many people are on your contact list of your cell?
I don't have a cell phone.
25. Have you ever asked for a pony?
Probably.
26. Plans for tomorrow?
Work
28. Missing someone now?
Yes. My cat counts as someone, damn it.
29. When was the last time you told someone 'I love you'?
Tuesday? Unless I said it online to someone yesterday, but Tuesday in person.
31. How are you feeling today?
Do I have to answer that?
32. Are you black?
No. Actually I'm so pale I glow in the dark.
33. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
No
34. What are you looking forward to?
The weekend, at the moment.
37. Have you ever eaten dog food?
I've eaten dog treats, so... yeah.
38. Can you handle the truth?
*eyeshift* Only if the truth can set me free?
39. Do you like green eggs and ham?
Not since my mom made them for me when I was little and I ended up (coincidentally) being sick the next day.
41. Any cool scars?
I decline to answer this on the grounds that... nah, nothing really interesting.
42. Do you like or have a crush on anyone? Do they know?
Sort of, and sort of.
43. How many kids do you plan on having?
4! HAHAHAHA! MWAHAH... just kidding. Probably 2.
44. What do you do when no one is watching?
Ask my stalker.
45. Have you ever been in love?
No.
46. Do you talk to yourself?
I talk to myselves.
47. Is there something you want that you can't have?
Yes.
48. Three things you first notice about the opposite/same sex?
Hair, eyes, smile
49. Who are you thinking about right now?
Ah good, I'm almost done with the meme.
50. Who did you last hug?
My mom, on Tuesday.
51. Where is your phone?
I don't have one, but the work phones are just to my right at the moment.
Don't just comment on this to ask shit like "Why don't you get a phone?" or something. :P