This Is An Emergency Oz Drabble Tree

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This Is An Emergency Oz Drabble Tree [named by ozsaur]

It's time for another Oz Drabble Tree! This is our lucky 7th drabble tree!

If you're new to this, check out: The First Ever Oz Drabble Tree, The Return of Oz Drabble Tree, The Little Oz Drabble Tree That Could, Are You There God? It's Oz Drabble Tree, Oz Drabble Tree Knows Best, and In Oz Drabble

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smile, 200 words

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Chuckling, Vern backs away from the table, dancing a little jig, hands clasped and a devilish smile on his face, and Keller schools his expression into one of disgust, just in case Toby's watching. He's not, so Keller observes Vern losing control, keeping a close eye on the performance. Vern must be losing his tiny mind to act like this, malicious glee spilling out; he looks like he wants to twirl around until he gets dizzy and falls down, still laughing and clapping.

Suddenly it's crystal clear that this charade that Vern likes to call Operation Toby is more than taking an old prag down a few notches.

It surprises Keller. It makes him wonder.

Vern's so invested that he doesn't see how fucking retarded he looks, because all of his attention is on Toby. It's a lot of effort for a bitch.

Now he's curious. He's definitely not jealous; no way does he want to be sucking Vern's cock again. Ol' Vern never chased after him. What the fuck makes Beecher so special? Keller wants to know, too.

Disgust gives way to speculation, and he raises an eyebrow in a silent question as Beecher opens the envelope from Cartier.

It makes him wonder - 100 words

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Fifteen years after he walks into Oz, he writes a book about his experiences, life, and he leaves out nothing. It's there in Times New Roman for everyone to titter over, and sob, if they're a sap.

The warden oscillates between horror and glee at the fame and signs off on the book tour. Toby is low-risk, and he cleans up nice.

After he gets drunk and throws a chair out the window to land on the highway below, the reporter asks him why he would do such a thing.

It makes him wonder if they read the fucking book.