Are You There, God? It's Oz Drabble Tree

Jan 16, 2009 16:35

Is everyone ready for our 4th drabble tree? If you haven't done this before, or if you're new to the fandom, take a look at The First Ever Oz Drabble Tree, The Return of Oz Drabble Tree and The Little Oz Drabble Tree That Could.

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charity...an auction (200, double drabble, AU) trillingstar January 22 2009, 23:49:44 UTC
“You signed me up for what?”

Grimacing, Toby held the phone away from his ear. “Thank you for that ruptured eardrum.”

So he hadn’t presented the news diplomatically, but the shindig was tonight, and HOTCOPS (Helping Others Through Charity Or Physical LaborS) needed a body. Any policeman, firefighter or EMT would suffice, but naturally Toby’s immediate thought was of Detective Stabler.

He waited until the third buzz to answer. “Eight o’clock. No, just your dress blues. Elliot, shut up. It’s for charity, an auction for that new after-school program. It’s not like you have to strip down and undulate onstage.” Toby grinned. “Unless you want to.”

A lengthy pause followed. Leaning back in his chair, Toby drank his coffee and waited until Elliot ran out of steam. “It can’t be me because I’m the emcee. No, we can’t switch places. Just glare at everyone. They’ll love it. What?” He sighed, brushing his hair back.

“No, I don’t think you’re in need of char-” He cleared his throat and glanced furtively at the open door of his office. “Maybe… you know I am. Yes. Elliot… Spanking? Will you still be in uniform?” He laughed. “Okay, see you tonight. Love you, too.”

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Spanking? scissorknot January 23 2009, 03:00:51 UTC
"Hold on I think I had something crazy in my ears because I just heard you say that your biggest turn on was spanking?"

"No you heard right. I tried lots of things but I have found that nothing gets the blood flowing good light spanking. Just so it hurts for a few seconds. I found that it takes a little practiced for most people to get it just right.”

“Are you suggesting that we try a different type of foreplay?”

“Maybe. Maybe not. If you are to weirded out it’s no big deal.”

“You are one kinky fucker Toby.”

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