Burn galore!
Sooo many good burns today..
Me - "Kevin (who's black), do me a favor and hit Phil accross the head for me, would ya?"
Kevin - "What? no"
Me - "Alright.. i'll ask you again, I have something I know you can't resist... *reaches into bookbag and pulls out a peice of fried chicken* Kevin, now, go hit Phil accross the head for me, would ya?"
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Matt - "Scientology is a fucking cult"
Me - "Haha, yeah.."
Matt - "Hehe.. apparently woman aren't allowed to 'scream while giving birth'.
Jill - "Well aCtUaLlY, it's healthier for the baby if they don't scream, yadayadayada."
Me - "But we're not talking about that.."
Jill - "Yup. My mom didn't scream when she gave birth to me and Sam."
Me - "Oh?"
Jill - "Yup, she didn't even know she was in labor when she gave birth to me. She found out when she went to the doctor's and he said that she was six inches dialated."
Me - "You know Jill... that's saying alot about your mom if she was 6 inches dialated and she didn't even feel it."
Sweet Buuuuuurrnaage.
Me - "Kevin (who's black), do me a favor and hit Phil accross the head for me, would ya?"
Kevin - "What? no"
Me - "Alright.. i'll ask you again, I have something I know you can't resist... *reaches into bookbag and pulls out a peice of fried chicken* Kevin, now, go hit Phil accross the head for me, would ya?"
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Matt - "Scientology is a fucking cult"
Me - "Haha, yeah.."
Matt - "Hehe.. apparently woman aren't allowed to 'scream while giving birth'.
Jill - "Well aCtUaLlY, it's healthier for the baby if they don't scream, yadayadayada."
Me - "But we're not talking about that.."
Jill - "Yup. My mom didn't scream when she gave birth to me and Sam."
Me - "Oh?"
Jill - "Yup, she didn't even know she was in labor when she gave birth to me. She found out when she went to the doctor's and he said that she was six inches dialated."
Me - "You know Jill... that's saying alot about your mom if she was 6 inches dialated and she didn't even feel it."
Sweet Buuuuuurrnaage.