We had an earthquake! Everyone says 5.6 and I believe them without clicking the link because I am just that lazy.
Sadly, I had actually forgotten that it happened only twenty minutes after. I think I have lived on the Pacific Rim for too long. And my measure of Big Earthquake is "stuff falls off shelves and we have to hide in the car" from hearing reports of my family going through the big one in Taiwan in 1999.
Also, I think
rachelmanija's flea infestation has come home with me.
In conclusion: DOOOOOOOOM