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Nyargh! Another nasty spider has appeared! It was bigger than the last one too, and gross and black! EWWW.
Ewwww, now I'm getting the creepy-crawlies down my spine just thinking about it.
Why won't they stay outside?? Or, if they must come in, why can't they spin their merry webs in a really far off corner in the ceiling? Why must they lurk sinisterly next to my nightstand, right next to my pile of books? They're just asking to be squashed, I swear.
I dislike being a spider executioner, and I wish they would just stay far enough away so I can't make out every joint in their gross spider legs.
Ewwww, now I'm getting the creepy-crawlies down my spine just thinking about it.
Why won't they stay outside?? Or, if they must come in, why can't they spin their merry webs in a really far off corner in the ceiling? Why must they lurk sinisterly next to my nightstand, right next to my pile of books? They're just asking to be squashed, I swear.
I dislike being a spider executioner, and I wish they would just stay far enough away so I can't make out every joint in their gross spider legs.