Myspace Fah-Qs
Fuck You number[ONE]
OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHT BULLETINS
ON MYSPACE. ITS NOT LIKE MYSPACE IS UR FUCKING
HUSBAND OR WIFE, DUMBASS.
Fuck You number [TWO]
There is NO SUCH THING as a MySpace Tracker.
It does NOT exist. So quit opening stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
No, it doesnt.
Fuck You number [THREE]
To the people who have like 25,000 friends;
Are you fucking serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
Fuck you number [FOUR]
Don't ever post pictures and say:
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
because if you felt the pictures were ugly,
you wouldn't post them.
If you do you're a fucking moron.
Fuck you number [FIVE]
NOBODY cares about threats over the internet,
so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics;
Even if you win, you're still retarded.
Fuck you number [SIX]
Quit crying because you're not on someones 'Top Friends'.
Who cares?!?
ITS MYSPACE!!!
If you really cared that much,
you would pick up the damn phone!
Fuck you number [SEVEN]
Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"What's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up,
Asshole....
Fuck you number [EIGHT]
6th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts,
and act like whores;
Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
Fuck you number [ EIGHT AND A ½ ]
And Parents -
Quit blaming MySpace for your kid being a hooker,
she was a whore before MySpace,
and she'd be a whore without it!
What does that say about your parenting skills?
Think about it!
Fuck you number [NINE]
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins,
except for the ones about those fucking ringtones....
Fuck you number [TEN]
I say you go and pass this on and
maybe it will finally get through people's brains.
Fuck you number [ELEVEN]
If you open a bulletin and it says
something like repost this in 100 seconds
or a ghost will rape you tonight,
or some dead bitch is going to rape your mom
IT'S NOT REAL!!!!!!
quit being dumb!
Fuck you number [TWELVE]
Myspace was created to keep up with friends.
Quit trying to check up on your ex!!
Come on now people, its called stalking...
you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars.
OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHT BULLETINS
ON MYSPACE. ITS NOT LIKE MYSPACE IS UR FUCKING
HUSBAND OR WIFE, DUMBASS.
Fuck You number [TWO]
There is NO SUCH THING as a MySpace Tracker.
It does NOT exist. So quit opening stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
No, it doesnt.
Fuck You number [THREE]
To the people who have like 25,000 friends;
Are you fucking serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
Fuck you number [FOUR]
Don't ever post pictures and say:
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
because if you felt the pictures were ugly,
you wouldn't post them.
If you do you're a fucking moron.
Fuck you number [FIVE]
NOBODY cares about threats over the internet,
so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics;
Even if you win, you're still retarded.
Fuck you number [SIX]
Quit crying because you're not on someones 'Top Friends'.
Who cares?!?
ITS MYSPACE!!!
If you really cared that much,
you would pick up the damn phone!
Fuck you number [SEVEN]
Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"What's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up,
Asshole....
Fuck you number [EIGHT]
6th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts,
and act like whores;
Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
Fuck you number [ EIGHT AND A ½ ]
And Parents -
Quit blaming MySpace for your kid being a hooker,
she was a whore before MySpace,
and she'd be a whore without it!
What does that say about your parenting skills?
Think about it!
Fuck you number [NINE]
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins,
except for the ones about those fucking ringtones....
Fuck you number [TEN]
I say you go and pass this on and
maybe it will finally get through people's brains.
Fuck you number [ELEVEN]
If you open a bulletin and it says
something like repost this in 100 seconds
or a ghost will rape you tonight,
or some dead bitch is going to rape your mom
IT'S NOT REAL!!!!!!
quit being dumb!
Fuck you number [TWELVE]
Myspace was created to keep up with friends.
Quit trying to check up on your ex!!
Come on now people, its called stalking...
you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars.