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Yoooo, I'd party with him. HE'S GAY! Eddieeee! Yo Eddie! Aight aight. Yo man, where... are... we... goin? I don't know man. It's this one. Son it's this one. Aight. Yo, we bout to get shot goin up here. Yo shit get the fuck over here behind the wall. Who's house is he goin into? Ohhhhh! Yo let's sit down then. Dude, dude...... why is there an angel on the wall? Hey why's there an angel on the wall? Cause Daniel's grandma gave it to her. Ohhh, that's why. Yo what'd she say? I don't know. Yo lemme get that. Aight, here man. Yo Keaton, take it, take it. Nah son, not tonight. Nah dude take it. No man. Peer pressure man. Fuck, aight aight, I will. Yo let's write lyrics. Yooooo. Yo you rollin' another one? Damn you guys bout to get high. Like HIGH. Dude, it's How to Deal. She's about to have a baby, shes about to have a baby! I love this movie. Yo Keaton you know how to deal? Yea. No man, not cards. Ooowwwwww, it burnt my fuckin' lip. Yo don't waste weed like that. Mosch did that once, we were in the park and he swallowed it and it burnt his esophagus. Daaammmmmnn. OMMMMMG its fuckin de ja vu. Dude this is all de ja vu. OMFG it's still going. Yo if this is still dejavu then what am I about to say, since you've seen it before. Nah man, its deja vu, cause I can't think of what you're saying. YO it's not de ja vu anymore. What, weed fix it? YOOOO ! YOOOO YOOOO! How you changin' them channels son? Give me them sun glasses son. Yo it doesn't work for me, it only works for you. Shit. OMG HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT???? I'm leaving. Dude where are you going? YOu leaving? Oh shit, he's really leaving. Dude don't leave. Yo. Yo how were you changin; them channels. Dude shut up there's a cop right there. You can't drive. Yea the fuck I can. Yo we're goin to my house first. Dude don't drink that milk it's bad. There's drinks at my house. OLVALTINE! No! YES OLVALTINE! Fine, man. HAHAHAHAHA. Yo there are black things in your drink. Yea man don't stick your finger in it. Hey, might as well. Yo is your mom coming? Haha, i don't know...... I SMOKE WEED!!! Hhahaha. Lemme go see if she's on line? Okay, go ahead. K. Are you using it? No, I'm done. Hey, you need to know that John can't be the only one who drives... after 9... especially since he doesn't have a car. Got it? Okay maam. Hmmmmm. Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep. Ring Ring Ring Ring. Hello? Hey. What's up? Nothin, what're you guys doin? We're in an air conditioned car, where are you? John's house. You still wanna come to Dan's. Um, yea. Can you come pick us up. Hold on........... yea we can. I'll be there in a little bit. Alright. Bye. Bye. Yo Keaton you missed my kung fu moves. Dude you hear that. Knock knock knock. Thump Thump. Yo what the fuck? Knock Knock knock. THUMP. Oh, shit! Let's get out of here. Aight. Yo John, give me a pen. I NEED A PEN! Here's one. Thanks. What you need a pen for? I just thought of something. Yea, he don't wanna forget. YOOO! You hear that? Someone just yelled something. Yea, it sounded like they said John. Nah it sounded like Cam-RON! Hmm. Hey seeya man. Peace. pce1. Yo man, one time me and *** were walking down them tracks with two girls and we blazed with them. And yo, I had one girl and he had the other one. And she was all over me, but his girl wasn't feelin' him. So she left, but my girl wouldn't leave, so I let him get in on it. But yo these other dudes were just drivin' down and they asked some girl to chill with them, and she did. And you know this guy talks mad smooth talk. Like he was like straight out, "I ain gone lie, I want you to give me some head." And he was like blah blah blah and there she was, givin' him head. THat's how smooth he was. But get this. His buddy was sittin' on the other side of them, and the smooth guy was like, aight, give him head. THey're in the drive way. Well, they aren't there. That's where they said they'd be. Yo he's buggin' man. There they are! John, they're right there. DUDE get in the front seat! Aight. Hey. AHAHAHAHA. What's so funny? I don't know. You people want somethin' to drink? Yo he's callin' his grandma? Nah, Dana. Yea I said his girl. Nah you said grandma. Wanna go play pool. Yo it's mad cold down there, gives me goosebumps. Are you hinting you want to go down there. Nah, it's just cold. OK, let me go see. Ok, it's like a 5 degree temperature drop. Haha. How was that movie? Ummm, it was scary but it wasn't suppose to be. Like it was about a leak. But I guess if a leak kept coming back it would be scary. It was more emotional and pyschological. I thought dead people came out of the water. Nah, only one. But she's a nice ghost and she killed the mom. Ohhhh. BAMMMM Bammmmm BAMM B-AM b-Am Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up. HAHAHA. He's stoned as hell. Yo can I play you. Uhhh... HELL FUCKING YEAAAAA! WHAT THE FUCK?! Is that porn? Yea. Oh my fucking God. Yo can I tell your mom that she's a fucking bitch. Dude be quiet man. Yea I'm at Dan's. Oh my God. OOOOOH Shit. Dude why are you nervous? Yo you just dodged like five cars. Really? Yea. Well my mom is picking me up. Dude we have to leave. John, why are you so nervous!?! I don't know, but I do know it's time for Standy to go to sleep. Alright, pce1. Yo it's a cop. Nah man that's her mom. HAH! BIIIIIITCH! Yo they're following us, you better speed up. SSHHIIIT. Yo I'm just gonna drop you off at the corner of your street. You asshole. Dude I can't turn around.