THE GREAT SHIP MEME (part 2)
So, here is the part 2 of the monstrous post!!!
7)I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE WOULD SHIP : DANNY TAYLOR/ELENA DELGADO (Without a Trace), NATALIA (CSI Miami), LANA LANG (Smallville), TWILIGHT.
Danny Taylor/Elena Delgado. Elena is some sort of real life Barbie and I don’t even want to know how many operations she had to look like this but her stupid romance with Danny is one of the most ridiculous ever (and totally destroyed Danny’s character).
Natalia/anyone. SHE IS THE MOST USELESS CHARACTER IN A SHOW WHERE WRITERS SEEMS EITHER VERY STONED OR JUST NO HERE ANYMORE WHICH IS SAYING A LOT!
Lana Lang/Anyone in any fucking fandom of the universe!!! Uh? Do I even need to say why??? She is pretty much the embodiment of a Mary Sue. She is the stupidest character I ever saw.!!! She is like, one of the biggest reason Smallville is not making an sense anymore. She is not even supposed to be like this in any comics, but the writers of the show must have been like, totally hot for her (there is no other logical reasons!). BIGGEST FAILED ON A TV SHOW. (and I don't have anything against the actress ok, the poor thing wanted to play Chloe coz "she is the most interesting character in the Show", well, I can only agree with her!)
ANY SHIP IN THE TWILIGH SERIE BECAUSE DUDE? THANK YOU VERY MUCH BUT I’M OVER 14 YEARS OLD SINCE A FEW YEARS ALREADY!
8)I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY MORE PEOPLE DON'T SHIP : TONY/MAXXIE (Skins), LILY/VERONICA (Veronica Mars), SHANE/JENNY (The L word).
Tony/Maxxie. They fit well, Maxxie never buy Tony’s shit, they’re hot and had they’re CANON moment so why the fuck is there so few fics about them???? Plus, Maxxie totally ROCKED (I mean "I'm very sorry for being a slut!" that was made of awesome!!!)
Lily/Veronica! Coz please, Veronica see & chated with Lily ghost & Lily is the one that made sure that Veronica didn’t go into the bus in the season 2. True love people! (do I have to mention the HOT factor?)
Shane/Jenny : MEANT TO BE (and fuck the writers).
9) IT CREEPS ME OUT BUT I STILL SHIP : JOHN CONNOR/KYLE REESE (Terminator Salvation), DICK/CASSIDY "BEAVER" (Veronica Mars), NICK GRANT/CASSIE HOLMES (Push), BRIAN/DEXTER (Dexter).
YES I KNOW THIS IS SO FREAKING WRONG AND PLEASE FEEL FREE TO THROW THINGS AT ME COZ I’M THE FIRST TO BE CREEP OUT BY THE PAIRING BUT THE BUNNIES WON’T STOP BITTING ME!!!!
*Go hide*
Dick/Cassidy. Wrong, twisted, doomed and very, very, very bad but I can’t help myself.
Nick Grant/Cassie Holmes. Fine, I’m going to jail. (and for the record, they had a great chemistry, while Nick/Kira had like… well as much as me & quantum chromodynamics...)
Brian/Dexter. I should not love the whole happy incestuous psychopathic brothers thing, but eh! I do!
10)IT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL BUT I STILL SHIP : JETHRO GIBBS/MARTIN FITZGERALD (NCIS & Without a Trace), LIGHT YAGAMI/EFFY STONEM (Death Note & Skins), CHLOE (Smallville), TIM SPEEDLE/RYAN WOLFE (CSI Miami).
DON’T ASK ME! I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT COME FROM!
My brain just works in weird ways I guess…
Chloe with anyone if it's not the dude she marry in the show, doesn't matter if it's in another show : Dean or Sam Winchester, Martin Fitzgerald, Spencer Reid… whatever. I don’t care. She rocks anyway and totally deserve her on Show were she would be SINGLE & KICKASS!
Tim Speedle/Ryan Wolfe. Because they were the two best characters of the show and would have ROCK together.
11)NOBODY KNOW THAT I SHIP : PETE WENTZ/PATRICK STUMP (Fall Out Boy). *shame*
OMFG I don’t even know were two start with this ship!!!!
First, I’m not even in RPS in the first place!!! (except that apparently, I am)
So yeah, my secret ship is Pete Wentz & Patrick Stump from FOB (Fall out boys). Even is Pete Wentz became the embodiment of the Hollywood jerk / attention whore and OMFG JESUS IN STILETTO (what the hell?) married Ashley Simpson (who is, in my opinion, as (un)talented as… well… her sister and please don’t get me started on the subject I’m gonna get really mean if you do!), yeah, even despite of this, I ship them because back in the days, they had an awesome chemistry.
So yeah, my secret ship is Pete Wentz & Patrick Stump from FOB (Fall out boys). Even is Pete Wentz became the embodiment of the Hollywood jerk / attention whore and OMFG JESUS IN STILETTO (what the hell?) married Ashley Simpson (who is, in my opinion, as (un)talented as… well… her sister and please don’t get me started on the subject I’m gonna get really mean if you do!), yeah, even despite of this, I ship them because back in the days, they had an awesome chemistry.
ALSO BECAUSE I DON’T CARE THAT MOST PEOPLE HARDLY NOTICED HIM BUT PATRICK STUMP ROCK MY SOCKS AND I JUST WANNA KIDNAP HIM & FEED HIM CHOCOLATE WHILE RIDING HIS AWESOME THIGHTS!!!!
They guy was nearly invisible during interviews or on the press when he was in fact the freaking lead singer, the one who wrote the music (composer) and able to play drums, guitar, bass & piano while also doing some music producing and I'm the kind of girl really turned on by intelligence and/or talent in a cute packaged.
And also LIPS!!!!! (and totally NOT legal when they started the band XD)
And the tights!!! Oh and I’m soooo not the only one on the tights thing since I came across some people saying that “These are the thighs that make lesbians squirm like crazy and have whole livejournal communities dedicated to them. No. Really.”
Which is TRUE by the way! His THIGHTS have their own community!!!!!!!!!!!! community.livejournal.com/patricks_thighs/
*is now going to fan herself*
12)FOR THE FLUFF I SHIP : SMALLVILLE & CRAIG DEAN/JOHN PAUL MACQUEEN (Hollyoaks).
Mostly, my pairing are Lex/Clark, Olivier Queen/Bart Allen (aka Green Arrow/Impulse), Arthur Curry/Victor Stone (aka Aquaman/Cyborg). And fluff, well, who can angst people wearing such flashy colors to protect their secrets identities??? XD
Craig Dean/John Paul Mac Queen. Coz despite the angst, the had a sweet happy ending.
13) FOR THE ANGST I SHÏP : ENNIS DEL MARR/JACK TWIST (Brokeback Mountain), NIGEL COLBY/ALEX FORBES (Like Minds), MERLIN/MORGANA (Merlin), SPIKE/BUFFY (BTVS).
And honestly, do I even have to explain why I ship them in the angst???
Nigel Colby/Alex Forbes, coz Like Minds is fantastic, and they are twisted creepy boys that are sharing the same mind. Plus, death isn't a problem at all with those two.
Merlin/Morgana, they're like, you know, angst itself, and freaking hot. I mean, two powerful magicians, madness, destiny, war... all I adore! :D
Spike/Buffy, well, he totally get his soul back for her, die for her, save the world for her, and he is a punk vampire fan of stupid soap opera plus a stalker, she is a slayer, they both love rough sex. Awesome if you ask me!
Angelus/Buffy : Classic!
14)FOR THE SEXUAL TENSION I SHIP : BALTHAZAR/CONSTANTINE (Constantine), RUBY/SAM (Supernatural), DEAN/SAM (Supernatural), ERIC DELKO/RYAN WOLFE (CSI Miami).
Please, anyone who saw the movie know what I'm talking about! I mean, John COnstantine is a bi character in the comics, and those two are like an universal explosion of hotness!
Ruby/Sam : angry, manipulative sex anyone???
Dean/Sam : UST people???
Eric Delko/Ryan Wolfe, because they got so much anger between them that the sex would be fantastic.
15)FOR THE PORN I SHIP : BRIAN/JUSTIN (QAF) OF COURSE!!!!
Really, who else??? :D
16)I WANT MY OWN RELATIONSHIP TO BE LIKE : DARCY/ELISABETH BENNETT (Pride & Prejudices), ZOE/WASH (Firefly & Serenity), LOGAN/VERONICA (Veronica Mars), TRINITY/NEO (Matrix), ENNIS DEL MARR/JACK TWIST (Brokeback Mountain).
They're like, the embodiment of the couple. And a classic.
OMG THIS IS MY FAVOURITE MARRIED COUPLE EVER!!! I WISH I COULD BE IN SUCH A RELATIONSHIP (minus the dying, thank!).
Logan/Veronica, coz they're EPIC of course. I love how they are, so not functional but so fit at the same time.
Trinity/Neo. They have a great relationship (and yes, the two next movie were shit but the first : a freaking genius thing!!), they are so devoted to each other, it's a thing of beauty.
Ennis Del Marr/Jack Twist. Okay so with a lot less angst, but that kind of deep soul years lasting relationship is something I really would like to know once in my life!!! :)
*IS NOW DEAD*
7)I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE WOULD SHIP : DANNY TAYLOR/ELENA DELGADO (Without a Trace), NATALIA (CSI Miami), LANA LANG (Smallville), TWILIGHT.
Danny Taylor/Elena Delgado. Elena is some sort of real life Barbie and I don’t even want to know how many operations she had to look like this but her stupid romance with Danny is one of the most ridiculous ever (and totally destroyed Danny’s character).
Natalia/anyone. SHE IS THE MOST USELESS CHARACTER IN A SHOW WHERE WRITERS SEEMS EITHER VERY STONED OR JUST NO HERE ANYMORE WHICH IS SAYING A LOT!
Lana Lang/Anyone in any fucking fandom of the universe!!! Uh? Do I even need to say why??? She is pretty much the embodiment of a Mary Sue. She is the stupidest character I ever saw.!!! She is like, one of the biggest reason Smallville is not making an sense anymore. She is not even supposed to be like this in any comics, but the writers of the show must have been like, totally hot for her (there is no other logical reasons!). BIGGEST FAILED ON A TV SHOW. (and I don't have anything against the actress ok, the poor thing wanted to play Chloe coz "she is the most interesting character in the Show", well, I can only agree with her!)
ANY SHIP IN THE TWILIGH SERIE BECAUSE DUDE? THANK YOU VERY MUCH BUT I’M OVER 14 YEARS OLD SINCE A FEW YEARS ALREADY!
8)I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY MORE PEOPLE DON'T SHIP : TONY/MAXXIE (Skins), LILY/VERONICA (Veronica Mars), SHANE/JENNY (The L word).
Tony/Maxxie. They fit well, Maxxie never buy Tony’s shit, they’re hot and had they’re CANON moment so why the fuck is there so few fics about them???? Plus, Maxxie totally ROCKED (I mean "I'm very sorry for being a slut!" that was made of awesome!!!)
Lily/Veronica! Coz please, Veronica see & chated with Lily ghost & Lily is the one that made sure that Veronica didn’t go into the bus in the season 2. True love people! (do I have to mention the HOT factor?)
Shane/Jenny : MEANT TO BE (and fuck the writers).
9) IT CREEPS ME OUT BUT I STILL SHIP : JOHN CONNOR/KYLE REESE (Terminator Salvation), DICK/CASSIDY "BEAVER" (Veronica Mars), NICK GRANT/CASSIE HOLMES (Push), BRIAN/DEXTER (Dexter).
YES I KNOW THIS IS SO FREAKING WRONG AND PLEASE FEEL FREE TO THROW THINGS AT ME COZ I’M THE FIRST TO BE CREEP OUT BY THE PAIRING BUT THE BUNNIES WON’T STOP BITTING ME!!!!
*Go hide*
Dick/Cassidy. Wrong, twisted, doomed and very, very, very bad but I can’t help myself.
Nick Grant/Cassie Holmes. Fine, I’m going to jail. (and for the record, they had a great chemistry, while Nick/Kira had like… well as much as me & quantum chromodynamics...)
Brian/Dexter. I should not love the whole happy incestuous psychopathic brothers thing, but eh! I do!
10)IT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL BUT I STILL SHIP : JETHRO GIBBS/MARTIN FITZGERALD (NCIS & Without a Trace), LIGHT YAGAMI/EFFY STONEM (Death Note & Skins), CHLOE (Smallville), TIM SPEEDLE/RYAN WOLFE (CSI Miami).
DON’T ASK ME! I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT COME FROM!
My brain just works in weird ways I guess…
Chloe with anyone if it's not the dude she marry in the show, doesn't matter if it's in another show : Dean or Sam Winchester, Martin Fitzgerald, Spencer Reid… whatever. I don’t care. She rocks anyway and totally deserve her on Show were she would be SINGLE & KICKASS!
Tim Speedle/Ryan Wolfe. Because they were the two best characters of the show and would have ROCK together.
11)NOBODY KNOW THAT I SHIP : PETE WENTZ/PATRICK STUMP (Fall Out Boy). *shame*
OMFG I don’t even know were two start with this ship!!!!
First, I’m not even in RPS in the first place!!! (except that apparently, I am)
So yeah, my secret ship is Pete Wentz & Patrick Stump from FOB (Fall out boys). Even is Pete Wentz became the embodiment of the Hollywood jerk / attention whore and OMFG JESUS IN STILETTO (what the hell?) married Ashley Simpson (who is, in my opinion, as (un)talented as… well… her sister and please don’t get me started on the subject I’m gonna get really mean if you do!), yeah, even despite of this, I ship them because back in the days, they had an awesome chemistry.
So yeah, my secret ship is Pete Wentz & Patrick Stump from FOB (Fall out boys). Even is Pete Wentz became the embodiment of the Hollywood jerk / attention whore and OMFG JESUS IN STILETTO (what the hell?) married Ashley Simpson (who is, in my opinion, as (un)talented as… well… her sister and please don’t get me started on the subject I’m gonna get really mean if you do!), yeah, even despite of this, I ship them because back in the days, they had an awesome chemistry.
ALSO BECAUSE I DON’T CARE THAT MOST PEOPLE HARDLY NOTICED HIM BUT PATRICK STUMP ROCK MY SOCKS AND I JUST WANNA KIDNAP HIM & FEED HIM CHOCOLATE WHILE RIDING HIS AWESOME THIGHTS!!!!
They guy was nearly invisible during interviews or on the press when he was in fact the freaking lead singer, the one who wrote the music (composer) and able to play drums, guitar, bass & piano while also doing some music producing and I'm the kind of girl really turned on by intelligence and/or talent in a cute packaged.
And also LIPS!!!!! (and totally NOT legal when they started the band XD)
And the tights!!! Oh and I’m soooo not the only one on the tights thing since I came across some people saying that “These are the thighs that make lesbians squirm like crazy and have whole livejournal communities dedicated to them. No. Really.”
Which is TRUE by the way! His THIGHTS have their own community!!!!!!!!!!!! community.livejournal.com/patricks_thighs/
*is now going to fan herself*
12)FOR THE FLUFF I SHIP : SMALLVILLE & CRAIG DEAN/JOHN PAUL MACQUEEN (Hollyoaks).
Mostly, my pairing are Lex/Clark, Olivier Queen/Bart Allen (aka Green Arrow/Impulse), Arthur Curry/Victor Stone (aka Aquaman/Cyborg). And fluff, well, who can angst people wearing such flashy colors to protect their secrets identities??? XD
Craig Dean/John Paul Mac Queen. Coz despite the angst, the had a sweet happy ending.
13) FOR THE ANGST I SHÏP : ENNIS DEL MARR/JACK TWIST (Brokeback Mountain), NIGEL COLBY/ALEX FORBES (Like Minds), MERLIN/MORGANA (Merlin), SPIKE/BUFFY (BTVS).
And honestly, do I even have to explain why I ship them in the angst???
Nigel Colby/Alex Forbes, coz Like Minds is fantastic, and they are twisted creepy boys that are sharing the same mind. Plus, death isn't a problem at all with those two.
Merlin/Morgana, they're like, you know, angst itself, and freaking hot. I mean, two powerful magicians, madness, destiny, war... all I adore! :D
Spike/Buffy, well, he totally get his soul back for her, die for her, save the world for her, and he is a punk vampire fan of stupid soap opera plus a stalker, she is a slayer, they both love rough sex. Awesome if you ask me!
Angelus/Buffy : Classic!
14)FOR THE SEXUAL TENSION I SHIP : BALTHAZAR/CONSTANTINE (Constantine), RUBY/SAM (Supernatural), DEAN/SAM (Supernatural), ERIC DELKO/RYAN WOLFE (CSI Miami).
Please, anyone who saw the movie know what I'm talking about! I mean, John COnstantine is a bi character in the comics, and those two are like an universal explosion of hotness!
Ruby/Sam : angry, manipulative sex anyone???
Dean/Sam : UST people???
Eric Delko/Ryan Wolfe, because they got so much anger between them that the sex would be fantastic.
15)FOR THE PORN I SHIP : BRIAN/JUSTIN (QAF) OF COURSE!!!!
Really, who else??? :D
16)I WANT MY OWN RELATIONSHIP TO BE LIKE : DARCY/ELISABETH BENNETT (Pride & Prejudices), ZOE/WASH (Firefly & Serenity), LOGAN/VERONICA (Veronica Mars), TRINITY/NEO (Matrix), ENNIS DEL MARR/JACK TWIST (Brokeback Mountain).
They're like, the embodiment of the couple. And a classic.
OMG THIS IS MY FAVOURITE MARRIED COUPLE EVER!!! I WISH I COULD BE IN SUCH A RELATIONSHIP (minus the dying, thank!).
Logan/Veronica, coz they're EPIC of course. I love how they are, so not functional but so fit at the same time.
Trinity/Neo. They have a great relationship (and yes, the two next movie were shit but the first : a freaking genius thing!!), they are so devoted to each other, it's a thing of beauty.
Ennis Del Marr/Jack Twist. Okay so with a lot less angst, but that kind of deep soul years lasting relationship is something I really would like to know once in my life!!! :)
*IS NOW DEAD*