( phone post )

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Comments

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it strikes me that a blackberry phone is completely wasted on you, my technologically-challenged friend

[oxfffffford]

I rather enjoy receiving all my texts and e-mails in the same place! I'm perfectly capable of appreciating it.

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oh dear. I was half-hoping for a lecture on the merits of a quill and parchment. I could have done with a laugh.

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Oh, I suspected as much. I won't indulge you so easily, my dear boy.

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that's tantamount to playing Hard To Get, I believe. How very unlike you, dear.

[oxfffffford]

It isn't as though you complain about getting straight to it at the time.

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actually I was just pointing out how entirely Easy To Get you play. How's Bath?

[oxfffffford]

Ask her yourself, for a change.

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I'd rather not give the impression I actually care.

[oxfffffford]

Then stop asking.

cambridge is considering that 1-0 to him

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So terse, Oxford! Have I upset you?

haha you do that cambridge you aren't getting any for like the next month

[oxfffffford]

Again, asking questions that you already know the answers to. Haven't you someone else to bait?

jhghjkjhg banter

[siliconfen]

oh dear, I had hoped you had been up for some witty repartee. It's no fun when you just lie there and take it. Where's the fight?

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The fight is pointless when you keep attacking on the same front. I've built up my defences; I suggest you rethink your tactics.

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and what kind of defence was that? I had clearly annoyed you! A hit, a palpable hit.

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Hardly a hit when I'm too bored to even bother responding to it with any of the bite you're looking for.