wtf

Aug 08, 2007 23:01

Here's how it goes....

1.The name of our store is marshalls not footlocker or finish line whatever we have out thats ALL that we have nothing is in the damn back so don't ask me to go check.If you want a shoe and we don't have your size then go somewhere else and don't bitch at me.
2.you have to hang up your clothes before going into the fitting room even if you only have 1 don't ask me why but thats the rules and i have to follow them.
3.were not a damn playground control your kids and don't have them touching everything they say.
4.i don't get paid to pick up after you if you try a shoe on put it back don't leave it out just cause you see me cleaning up shoes.
5.if i clean a row of shoes then don't go behind me and fuck everything up.
6.just cause 2 shoes are the same doesn't mean they have to be the same price.the shoes go by how long there their for so if ones cheaper then the other it's cause the cheaper one has been there longer don't tell me "well there the same shoe" no shit sherlock i know that but thats what i'm told to say so either buy the cheaper one or put it back where you got it.
7.when i do a price check for you don't tell me that the shoe is another price just cause your to cheap to pay the price that the shoe is.if you don't believe me then you do your own price check goddamnit.
8.this isn't your house don't leave your soda cups or trash on the floor we have trash cans around the store for a reason.
9if you look at a shirt and it falls off a hanger pick it up treat our clothes like they were in your closest i'm pretty sure your closest doesn't have clothes all over.
10.if we say were closed then that means were closed don't sit down and try a pair of shoes on or try to find another shirt for your self.come back the next damn goddamnit.
11.don't try and change the price tag of something cause it's not what you want if its to expensive wait a week i'm pretty positive it will be markdown at some point.
12.don't open every shoe box just to find your size.the sizes are written on the box for a reason.
13.don't use the little black chair for your comfort you obviously don't need it if you can shop if your tired go home don't sit down and rool around the store the chair isn't made for your shopping convience.
14.just cause all the shoes aren't in the correct order doesn't mean that you can't be kind and generous and put it back wear it belongs.are you that freakin lazy?
15.don't make your 5 yr. old find you a shoe knowing that there going to screw everything up and make me clean up after them.do it your ownself.
16.control your damn kids were trying to run a busincess so we would appreciate if you don't allow your kids to play tag in the damn store.
17.don't ask me to find a shoe for you and then you decide you don't want it in you throw it in the womens department.if you don't want it then put it back on the shelf its that simple.
18.just cause it's my job to help you out don't expect me to drop what i'm doing and search the entire store for a shoe that we don't have anymore.
19.don't argue with me about the prices whatever the sign says thats what the price is no matter if it was something different last week.
20.don't fuckin call for a shoe and sya your coming to get and not show up if your going to make me search for it then you better damn well show up and buy it.
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