SAKE VS WODKA, FIGHT
Oh my god, so I got some Deleter pen stuff from Japantown a few days ago. Today I was like "Man, today's been pretty good, maybe I should stop staring at those nibs like a creeper and actually take them for a spin."
"... And what better way to test them, but on genderbent Star Trek crap!"
Chekov, Sulu, bonus tribbles.
Sulu: You... You are not about to drink vodka straight out of the bottle.
Chekov: Cup is superfluous factor in equation -- Wodka vill reach my mouth either vay! Zis method is most efficient.
Sulu: (sputters)
Aaaand scene.
(The Deleter stuff is fabulous, it was like a classy gentleman in pen form if you can imagine it. No more student grade stuff for me, THIS GIRL'S GOING PROFESH)
Completely unrelated to anything, but GO USA WOOHOO! (I am maybe secretly caring about the World Cup. Shhhh.)