House's Apartment, Tuesday Night.

[ownerofsteve]

House had everything clean and tidy for Piper to come cook for him.

He really hoped those two teenage brats would keep out of his hair.

[ooc: For thems that know who they are.]

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[snarky_witch]

Piper showed up like she said she would and knocked on the door.

[ownerofsteve]

House opened the door. "I see you're able to follow directions, good," he said.

[snarky_witch]

"Kinda hard to get lost in a town this small," Piper pointed out, stepping inside. She was carrying a bag filled with supplies for dinner making.

[ownerofsteve]

"The kitchen is this way," House said, leading Piper in. "I'd offer to help carry the bag, but I don't have three arms."

[snarky_witch]

"I think I can manage," Piper said, following him to the kitchen.

[ownerofsteve]

"Good," House said. "You need me to do anything?"

[snarky_witch]

"Not really," Piper said, placing the bag on the counter. She smirked. "All you need to do is eat what I make and like it."

[ownerofsteve]

"I can definitely eat what you offer," House said, sitting down. "Mind if I watch?"

[snarky_witch]

"Go ahead," Piper replied, getting the oven ready. "How do you feel about steak?"

[ownerofsteve]

"As the proud owner of a penis, I love it," House said.

[snarky_witch]

"I'm so glad we're clear on that," Piper said, rolling her eyes.

[ownerofsteve]

"Well, now you're clear I'm not some unhygienic lesbian," House said.

[snarky_witch]

"Are you always this charming?" Piper asked.

[ownerofsteve]

"Sorry," House said. "You look very lovely this evening."

He meant it, actually.

[snarky_witch]

That was more like it.

"Thank you," she said, smiling.

[ownerofsteve]

House may have been paying special attention to Piper's ass.

"What made you choose culinary arts?" he asked.