Noises in the Attic

[own_the_room]

I was standing in the hallway talking to my wife, who was in a bedroom, when I heard the sound of scurrying little feet above my head. It appears that a family of squirrels has taken up residence in our attic. We've heard them on a consistent basis for over a week now, so it seems that they've made themselves at home.

I hope they're good Republican/Baptist squirrels that go to The Church in the Wildwood....and have Bushy tails.

It'll be my luck that they're grey and hooked on nuts.....making mine a "crack" house as they open their bounty.