HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
god, i hope my parents ask me to say the prayer before thanksgiving dinner this year. if so, i'm TOTALLY going to do this one:
"THOR!!
Mighty god of the sky,
and the open spaces,
and the god of the particles,
and the god of the thunder and the lightning,
I call upon you to SMITE our enemies,
rend them limb from limb,
and if you have a chance, bless our food,
so that we may become hardy,
and that WE may rend our enemies limb from limb as well!"
}:)
"THOR!!
Mighty god of the sky,
and the open spaces,
and the god of the particles,
and the god of the thunder and the lightning,
I call upon you to SMITE our enemies,
rend them limb from limb,
and if you have a chance, bless our food,
so that we may become hardy,
and that WE may rend our enemies limb from limb as well!"
}:)