Your attention please....
I am currently wearing a pair of jeans that I have not been able to get my butt into since, oh, say, APRIL of last year.
They are fitting comfortably, not binding, or pinching, and the button and zipper do not appear stressed in any way.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled day.
They are fitting comfortably, not binding, or pinching, and the button and zipper do not appear stressed in any way.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled day.