I tried putting my hair into pin curls last night and it looked adorable, so I slept on my couch as to not ruin it but it fell and now I'm sad. It looks like I did nothing.
Dumb.
I really like the new job, but
the reviews on trip advisor are pretty grim. It's a good thing I'm delightful.
Carissa and I have a plan to move to Portland, but live in Vancouver because it's super cheap. Maybe start a commune or an artist's colony. It'll be epic, and we'll see what happens.
I love Jason Schwartzman and Demetri Martin. The End.