if you think this is pathetic come to berry and find a date

[owhataworld]

Alright, i want someone to go on a date with...
Here's my criteria, if this sounds like you and your not an asshole, let's hang out, make out, whatever
I want someone ...
-laid back
-funny, makes me laugh
- inteligent, i like to hold interesting conversations and be intelectually stimulated
- passionate
- nice, this sounds like a given but lots of people are mean to the people their with
- not into playing games, i don't so im not going to put up with it
- moderately attractive, to me
- not a drug dealer, alcoholic, cokehead, etc. "moderation and safety are key"
- smells good, i get off on smells
- positive most of the time, i don't need anyone to bring me down
- emotionally stable
- fun, doesn't just wanna do the same thing everyday
- doesn't mind smokers( if anyone's still with me i just lost most of you, ill qwit sooner than later, and if i'm into someone i'd qwit for them)
- relatively responcible
- no fatties( if you get the joke extra points)
- no stds please