Oct 25, 2005 07:02
The Voltaire Academy for Timeless Education (VATE) was created in 1978 for the purpose of opening future citizen’s minds to possibilities and changing trends. Many government institutes promoting education are teaching fads or temporary doctrine, yet VATE rises above this by offering it’s students not only a broad range of information, but teaching it’s students to daily challenge what they believe, think, feel, and value.
The Voltaire Academy has students from all kinds of backgrounds. Students range from those that only drink Pepsi products to those that listen to country, and all the way to people without separated earlobes. VATE does not discriminate against anyone by use of any temporary prejudice, no matter how widespread or reasonable it may seem.
VATE has a very broad range of topics of study. Offering classes ranging from “Founding Fathers or Only Human?,” a popular history course, to “Life in Base 3,” a required mathematics course, VATE has something for everyone. VATE allows students to focus their studies in one area with little interference, yet always offers support. From professional poker players, majoring in statistics and psychology, to a professional stunt double, majoring in trigonometry and gymnastics, VATE has been the school of choice for almost every career choice. The Voltaire Academy does require that all students take certain psychology, sociology, and philosophy courses to better understand themselves and others around them, and therefore promote a more communicative and less violent world.
The Voltaire Academy of Timeless Education seeks to bring about a new renaissance by enlightening tomorrow’s leaders. Our student body is our primary asset, which is why they are required to be taught militant pacifism and the process of understanding reason. By teaching them this today, we are providing them with a better tomorrow.
(Gotta admit, I'm pretty proud of this.)