DAY ONE
First of all, I have a confession to make. My name isn't Dr. Galileo Science. It's something completely unpronounceable by your filthy, lollong human (and potato-man and tree-child) tongues. You may call me Your Majesty if you like, or perhaps Vice President of Internal Affairs; I understand those are distinguished titles on your backwater planet.
Secondly, if you will look out the windows, you will notice that we are no longer on that Earth rock. I'm afraid we deceived you. You're many lightyears from home now. But just LOOK AT THAT VIEW! It's certainly worth 4.5 stars!
Thirdly, during the night, some... things happened.
Yes. I'm afraid Tahani Al-Jamil was killed by a team of elite assassins. Someone stuck some rusty pliers into Katie's mouth, rendering her silent. River Tam and Strax were both granted extra votes for who to throw into the vacuum of space.
blissfullyd- Kenzi (Lost Girl)
chamilet- River Song (Doctor Who)
chosenfire28- Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer)
flipflop_diva- Baby Groot (Guardians of the Galaxy)
hamarakissa- Katherine Pierce (The Vampire Diaries)
juvenylechylde- River Tam (Firefly)
lavendergaia- Amy Pond (Doctor Who)
ondragonflywing- Caroline Forbes (The Vampire Diaries)
onecreativesoul- Katie Harwood (Ghost Ship)
philstar22- Strax (Doctor Who)
spnfreak15- Gavin Free (YouTube)
squint13- Laura Hollis (Carmilla)
teaotter- Polaris (The Gifted)
silverwindsongs- Tahani Al-Jamil (The Good Place)
Eaten by kanamites? How barbaric.
There are nine innocents and four assassins.
Reminder: We have TWO Rivers. Please be mindful of surnames.
Secondly, if you will look out the windows, you will notice that we are no longer on that Earth rock. I'm afraid we deceived you. You're many lightyears from home now. But just LOOK AT THAT VIEW! It's certainly worth 4.5 stars!
Thirdly, during the night, some... things happened.
Yes. I'm afraid Tahani Al-Jamil was killed by a team of elite assassins. Someone stuck some rusty pliers into Katie's mouth, rendering her silent. River Tam and Strax were both granted extra votes for who to throw into the vacuum of space.
blissfullyd- Kenzi (Lost Girl)
chamilet- River Song (Doctor Who)
chosenfire28- Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer)
flipflop_diva- Baby Groot (Guardians of the Galaxy)
hamarakissa- Katherine Pierce (The Vampire Diaries)
juvenylechylde- River Tam (Firefly)
lavendergaia- Amy Pond (Doctor Who)
ondragonflywing- Caroline Forbes (The Vampire Diaries)
onecreativesoul- Katie Harwood (Ghost Ship)
philstar22- Strax (Doctor Who)
spnfreak15- Gavin Free (YouTube)
squint13- Laura Hollis (Carmilla)
teaotter- Polaris (The Gifted)
silverwindsongs- Tahani Al-Jamil (The Good Place)
Eaten by kanamites? How barbaric.
There are nine innocents and four assassins.
Reminder: We have TWO Rivers. Please be mindful of surnames.