Name: Rocket Raccoon Fandom: MCU Personality: A bit agressive, brash, sarcastic, as a good mercenary would be. But he's also capable of caring a lot, as his attachment to Groot and later the others Guardians is any indication. Can be overly emotional when drunk. Picture:
Anything important?: I mostly have a few nightly plans with friends this weekend, but since I'm not working, I'll probably have the whole days to be here otherwise.
Sorry man, I got a bit surprised is all. It's not like I expected to meet a talking animal here. Or anywhere. I expect a lot of things, but not that. ...Are you even real? Ugh, if I'm hallucinating, I'm gonna be so pissed.
I guess you get this reaction a lot, huh? But you are kind of one of a kind, dude. It'll happen. People aren't exactly used to... *she gestures at him* people like you. *she shrugs* I may not have fur or a smile full of sharp teeth, but I know what it feels like to walk into a room and have people stare and judge. Didn't mean to do the same to you.
But you try and kick me in the shin and I'll make your furry little ass fly to the moon. Got it?
Oh, you know, people are assholes. Also because I'm kind of a mess. In and out of fostercare and juvie, and there was that time when I was little when I accidentally killed my dad and watched my sister get taken into the Woods never to be seen again and then be thought to be crazy because I said it was demons. They don't know it was me who killed my dad but they know I'm messed up and I've always caused trouble.
So people stare and judge because they think I'm a nutcase who'll bring trouble to their little town. But it's my town too, so they can go suck it.
*she gives him a dangerously sweet smile* Oh pal, so might I.
A muttation! No, no, no, no, not more of them. I thought I was done with them. I thought they were gone.
*squeezes eyes shut*
My name is Katniss Everdeen. I am seventeen years old. President Snow is dead. We have a 'democracy' now. There are no more Games. The Capitol isn't in charge anymore. They don't want to kill me anymore. There are no more Games. Those weren't really Rue's eyes in that mutt. There are no more Games. Snow is dead. I saw Snow die...
It talks. It talks. It's a mutt that talks. Jabberjays could talk. Jabberjays.
*closes eyes*
My name is Katniss Everdeen. I am seventeen years old. Beetee said that it wasn't Prim's voice. It was a jabberjay. I am not in an Arena. I am not stuck with jabberjays. Prim's screams are only in my memory. Prim is dead. Coin killed Prim. I killed Coin. We have a democracy. There are no more Games because we have a democracy.
*takes several deep breaths, but keeps a hand ready to draw a weapon*
Look, I'm used to unusual animals trying to murder me. Actually, I'm used to pretty much everybody trying to kill me, but ever since I could walk I was warned to stay away from strange animals. So pardon me for freaking out a little. I look at you and see an enemy or dinner. It's 17 years of conditioning, and the last year and a half has made me even more suspicious of... animals like you. When I see things that make me uncomfortable, I'm supposed to say things that I know are true. So I'm not going to apologize. You're going to have to "deal with" me trying to stay sane around something I've been told to fear my whole life.
Hey, I get it. I'm used with people trying to kill me too. Usually not in a sickly way, never thought someone would call me dinner, but whatever rocks your ship. Let's just make a business deal, alright? You don't try to eat me, and I won't have to shot you. How does that sound?
Fandom: MCU
Personality: A bit agressive, brash, sarcastic, as a good mercenary would be. But he's also capable of caring a lot, as his attachment to Groot and later the others Guardians is any indication. Can be overly emotional when drunk.
Picture:
Anything important?: I mostly have a few nightly plans with friends this weekend, but since I'm not working, I'll probably have the whole days to be here otherwise.
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- Wynonna
((sorry, I had to - it's not exactly accurate but still ^^))
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- Rocket
((LOL! I love it! XD))
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- Wynonna
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Or I could kick you in the shin to prove you I'm real.
Hell, I might do it just for the kicks.
- Rocket
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But you try and kick me in the shin and I'll make your furry little ass fly to the moon. Got it?
- Wynonna
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Be careful, love, I might bite.
- Rocket
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So people stare and judge because they think I'm a nutcase who'll bring trouble to their little town. But it's my town too, so they can go suck it.
*she gives him a dangerously sweet smile* Oh pal, so might I.
- Wynonna
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A muttation! No, no, no, no, not more of them. I thought I was done with them. I thought they were gone.
*squeezes eyes shut*
My name is Katniss Everdeen. I am seventeen years old. President Snow is dead. We have a 'democracy' now. There are no more Games. The Capitol isn't in charge anymore. They don't want to kill me anymore. There are no more Games. Those weren't really Rue's eyes in that mutt. There are no more Games. Snow is dead. I saw Snow die...
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- Rocket
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*closes eyes*
My name is Katniss Everdeen. I am seventeen years old. Beetee said that it wasn't Prim's voice. It was a jabberjay. I am not in an Arena. I am not stuck with jabberjays. Prim's screams are only in my memory. Prim is dead. Coin killed Prim. I killed Coin. We have a democracy. There are no more Games because we have a democracy.
-Katniss
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Is this for real? Okay. I ain't no mutt, or a raccoon, whatever that is. I'm Rocket. And I ain't ever heard of a Jabberjays before.
I ain't going to bite you kid, or shot you, so you need to stop panicking right now because I don't know to deal with this shit, okay?
- Rocket
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Look, I'm used to unusual animals trying to murder me. Actually, I'm used to pretty much everybody trying to kill me, but ever since I could walk I was warned to stay away from strange animals. So pardon me for freaking out a little. I look at you and see an enemy or dinner. It's 17 years of conditioning, and the last year and a half has made me even more suspicious of... animals like you. When I see things that make me uncomfortable, I'm supposed to say things that I know are true. So I'm not going to apologize. You're going to have to "deal with" me trying to stay sane around something I've been told to fear my whole life.
-Katniss
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- Rocket
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-Katniss
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But a talking raccoon? Yeah, I think it's safe to say I've seen it all. I should tell Giles to like, write this down or something.
- Buffy
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