unoriginal poser
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a town mascot. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must poison the Internet. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare fire you. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a town mascot. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must poison the Internet. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare fire you. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.