What is it with genocide? I've never done it, I promise.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I bought porn for sweetcyanide (10 points). Last Wednesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In June I gave not_waving a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, hazeljnutt (-5000 points).. In July I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5979 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
owain